I don’t want to talk about the fact that my bro-in-law to be, Dan, who currently lives in London, chose Chelsea as his squad and I chose Tottenham when we started watching soccer two yeas ago. I don’t want to talk about the fact that, for the second year in a row, Chelsea played a big part in end-of-season heartbreak for the Spurs and cost them a spot in the Champions League. No, I don’t want to fucking talk about it. It’s taken me no longer than 18 months to come to detest Chelsea. But even that hate doesn’t stand a chance against the cuteness of Josh Turnbull, son of Chelesea goalie Ross Turnbull, scoring a goal as Chelsea celebrated yet another successful season after their final match yesterday.
If Josh’s dad played for Tottenham, he would have hit the crossbar: