Andrew Bynum has grossed $23 million since being traded to the Sixers despite not having stepped on the court once.
Anyway, someone sent Deadspin this picture of Bynum outside a Barnes & Noble in Cleveland, just moments after his dog allegedly shit in the street and Bynum… well… it looks like he just left it there.
Still no timetable for his return.
It’s a slow day and I’ve been sitting on these pics for a few weeks. Andrew Bynum takes the best photos.
Here he is at Honey Grow in Bala Cynwyd:
And at Chipotle:
Your day may now continue with or without incident.
H/T to Louis and (@Kmac246)
Looks like Bynum’s hair is really filling in nicely.
The crazy thing is that the Sixers are going to re-sign him.
On Friday, we spotted a loon on a plane bound for Las Vegas. And of course, a few pictures popped up over the weekend: He was staying at the MGM Grand, where he played roulette, seemingly palled around with a dude who is significantly shorter than him, and undoubtedly took in the Floyd Mayweather fight. Not sure if Bynum’s friend was the same dude who was with him at Dave and Busters, but it sounds like it could be. So, I want to know: WHO ARE YOU SHORT ANDREW BYNUM’S FRIEND?!
Andrew Bynum is back from Flamenco dancing Spain, and now he’s off to Las Vegas.
This photo was sent to me by reader Kevin, whose friend was on a flight with Bynum today from Philadelphia to Sin City (this one). They say what happens there stays there, but something tells me that won’t be the case.
Last night, several readers sent me this pic of Andrew Bynum which was posted by former Temple basketball player Sergio Olmos, who bumped into our loon after Real Madrid was bounced from the UEFA Champions League yesterday.
But Bynum, who underwent surgery on both knees on March 20, didn’t just take in some soccer during his time in Spain. No, no. He also went Flamenco dancing. Behold this video, posted on the Facebook page of Cafe de Chinitas and unearthed by Hoops Hype:
Oh. My.
That’s our loon, wearing a Ferrari jacket (because of course he is) and performing what we’re going to the call the Fuck You, Philadelphia— clap the hands, stomp the feet, everybody… shake the ass, mug for the camera and roll the knee to really stick it to them, everybody… stand up and cheer!
Incredibly, Joshua Harris hasn’t ruled out re-signing Bynum. Which is great, because we’ll need him for Salsa Night. Ole!
This morning, the Sixers will (are holding) their end-of-season press conference. Josh Harris will likely squeal with a pedantic, monotone drone, and Doug Collins will likely “step down,” having reached an agreement with the team.
So, while we remember the season that never was, let’s take one last look at our loon, one Mr. Andrew Bynum, who was spotted outside Zarret Rehab in Center City yesterday:
Ironically, Bynum stands beneath a park-don’t park sign… fitting for a guy whose driving and parking habits were easier to document than his playing of the sport for which he was paid $17 million.
Pic via reader Paul
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