Bernie Parent just keeps living the life. Last night, he was seated with WAYNE GRETZKY at the Flyers-Maple Leafs game. Pictures via reader Mike, who is in the Flyers jersey, who will almost certainly tell me what the two legends talked about???
These are pictures from Twitter of the Jersey Shore, mostly taken during this morning’s high tide. Keep in mind that the storm is not scheduled to reach land until around 6 p.m. (moved up from previous estimates), with another high tide coming a few hours later.
Hop it for the pictures.
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Meanwhile, his scavenging buddy, Mike Richards, may or may not have grab-assed this buxom, valley-titted clubgoer as he shuffled through a crowd loosely resembling the partiers in Eyes Wide Shut (presumably sans pubic hair).
UPDATE: That's not just any clubgoer– per a reader in the comments, that's Stacie Hall from The Hills that Richie is grab-assing.
Give it a little jump.
Sadly, this is the most exciting thing to happen to the Phillies in the last two weeks.
Here now, a full roundup and full video of Shane Victorino’s annual fashion show.
– Victorino’s Foundation’s Facebook page has 27 cell phone pics from the runway and backstage. Did they get an embarrassing shot of Cole Hamels? They did. [Facebook]
Very important update here: A CB reader, who spent some time backstage last night, tells us that the "bulge" you see on Hamels is actually a sock, which he stuffed down his pants for comedic effect. More details here.
– Phillies.com has 21 hi-res shots. Did they get an embarrassing one of Cole Hamels? They did. [Phillies.com]
– MyPHL17 has the best gallery. 46 photos. Did they get an embarrassing shot of Cole Hamels? Oh, they got several. [MyPHL17]
– Metro Philly has five photos. But did they get an embarrassing shot of Cole Hamels? They did. [Metro]
– Dan Gross of Philly.com has 88 photos. Did he manage to get an embarrassing shot of Cole Hamels? He did. [Philly.com]
– Finally, CSN has full video – 27 minutes – of the event, which you can watch after the jump. And yes, they have video of Cole Hamels embarrassing himself.
Most of the Phillies were in attendance, some with wives and girlfriends. Kyle Kendrick, coming off his slopfest Wednesday night, wasn’t too eager to do any interviews with TV stations. A laughing Cole Hamels, not wanting to talk about plunking Bryce Harper on Sunday night, was hesitant to speak to CSN, but eventually caved as the topic was avoided.
Someone had a Bugatti parked outside, but I’m not 100% certain it belonged to a Phillie… there were some heavier hitters walking around.
Also, Heidi Hamels wins. Everything.
Photos after the jump.
That’d be Texas cutie Sharla McBride, y'all.
When reader CN commented this morning that he was looking for coverage of CSN’s new anchor, Sharla McBride, I was a bit disappointed that I didn’t know what he was talking about. My thing, my New Female Sportscaster thing – not unlike Peter Griffin’s thing which tells him when someone touches the thermostat - didn’t go off. It broke. Let me down in a moment of need. Didn’t alert me when freelancer Sharla McBride took to the CSN airwaves (cable lines) last night for Sportsnite.
Thankfully, CN was there to sniff her out… and all you creepers on Twitter:
To the Google machine!
Details on McBride, the Scranton area reporter who is getting a few fill-in spot starts this week at CSN: [via her Facebook fan page]
Sharla was born and raised in Austin, TX, and has loved sports all of her life. She attended the University of Georgia, and studied Sports Broadcasting, while majoring in International Affairs and Foreign Policies. While attending UGA, Sharla interned with the sports department at FOX 5 in Atlanta, GA, and then went on to briefly work there as an Associate Sports Producer. After graduation, Sharla worked as a Sports Reporter for KTXS-TV, the ABC affiliate in Abilene, TX. After working there for a short time, Sharla was hired as a Sports Anchor and Reporter at WNEP-TV, the ABC affiliate in Scranton-Wilkes Barre, PA.
Sharla also freelances with CSN Philly reporting for the show "Harness Week" which airs every Saturday.
Sharla LOVES her job and feels lucky to have such a strong passion for her career!
Sharla bleeds red and black, rooting for her Georgia Bulldogs at every chance she gets! She also has a pet English Bulldog named Herschel Walker!
I’m a little disappointed that she doesn’t like long walks on the beach, but the fact that she named her dog Herschel Walker more than makes up for it.
McBride is on Twitter (@SharlaMcBride) and says that she will be on again tonight at 6 and 10:
Now, a pictorial of McBride… you know, so you recognize her when you see her on your picture box.
As always, sexy southern sportscaster pictorials are best viewed while listening to Kellie Pickler’s Red High Heels. [click play]
Screen grab via Yahoo, AP
As you probably noticed by our Raul Ibanez post, the Yankees got their pictures taken yesterday. Some in the bathroom. Really.
Anyway, we can just throw a whole bunch of puns out there, like “their season seems poised to go down the toilet” or “for once an A-Rod urinal story didn’t result in a positive test,” but we’ll just let you watch the video after the jump.
BTW– Anyone else think Alex looks a little flush?
The girlfriend of Michael Schwimer – one M, as he once pointed out to us – Missy Coles, finished eighth at the World Bikini Championships this weekend.
As you may or may not know, Coles is a female body builder and model. Our friends over at Busted Coverage were kind enough to put together a photo gallery of the competition and other select photos of Coles wearing next to nothing.
Schwimm was a proud boyfriend:
So u know how there is a players wives/girlfriends section… im currently sitting in the bodybuilding boyfriend section #rolereversal
— michael schwimer (@mschwimer) December 10, 2011
Meanwhile, in long snapper news, our friend Julie Dorenbos, the wife of Jon Dorenbos, will be featured in Preston and Steve’s recently released 2012 Totally Office Calendar. The above picture isn’t from the calendar – it's from Julie's Twitter (@Julie Dorenbos), but we thought you might enjoy it anyway.
You can pick up a calendar here. Full disclosure: Not an ad, just a public service announcement.
[Related: Photos of Schwimer's Bodybuilding Girlfriend]