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Rex Ryan Has a Tattoo of His Wife Wearing Only a Mark Sanchez Jersey

Kyle Scott - January 4, 2013

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Photo: NY Daily News

Rex Ryan may very well have licked his wife’s toes while she was wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey.

This picture, which you will see everywhere today, is of Ryan on vacation in the Bahamas earlier this week. We’ll call your attention to his right arm, where two tattoos adorn the meaty mass. One is of a shamrock and contains the names of Ryan’s wife, Michelle, and kids. The other… is of Michelle wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez jersey and beckoning for you to do dirty things to her (and perhaps her feet). It also appears that she could be Tebowing, which would be the hot-opposite of this porn star doing a Naked Tebow (NSFW!).

It will take an army of psychologists to deconstruct the meaning behind an oft-maligned NFL head coach having a tattoo of his wife, with whom he enjoys a foot fetish, wearing only the jersey of his oft-maligned quarterback. But, Ryan and his wife seem like they are crazy about each other, so there’s certainly something to be said for that. Saying it with that tattoo… well, that’s weird. 

Rex Grossman is Delusional

Kyle Scott - August 10, 2011

2:20 mark:

"We're fine being the sleepers right now. You know, we're just waiting in the wings, ready to take over the NFC East. Nobody's talking about us. That's right where we want to be. You look at us from top to bottom out here, there's a bunch of great players. And we don't need people saying we're the best right now, but when it's all said and done, I really feel like this team's gonna win the East."

 

Oh OK, Rex. Whatever you say.

To be fair, there’s not much else he can say, though a dose of reality never hurt anybody.

What I’m more interested in here is something I’ve never noticed: Rex Grossman sounds like Rube Baker from Major League. I wonder if he recites Playboy articles every time he drops back to pass? Betsy loves surfing. Boom, touchdown. Or not.

Probably not.

H/T to every angry soul who sent me some version of this quote

And Now, a Picture of Brandon Graham’s Knee

Kyle Scott - December 22, 2010

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You got to love Twitter- how else would we get live hospital bed pics of our injured athletes?

Earlier this morning, Brandon Graham Tweeted a picture of his wrapped knee.  Dr. James Andrews performed surgery on Graham's torn ACL yesterday in Alabama.

In other lower extremity news, here's video of Rex Ryan's wife and her foot fetish.  Yeah, it's weird.

Rex Ryan Wants The Jets to be More Like The Flyers

Kyle Scott - September 1, 2010

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Wearing a Showtime hat...

For those of you who watch “Hard Knocks” on HBO, you probably know what a hard-nosed guy Rex Ryan is.  Yesterday, he said he wanted his team to be more like the Broad Street Bullies

"Look at the Philadelphia Flyers during their Broad Street Bully days. Every team in the NHL couldn't wait to play them. What happened? The Flyers kicked their butts anyway and hoisted the (Stanley) Cup.

"That's the way I look at it. I want to be that team that you hate … you can't stand the Jets."

 

I, for one, now like the Jets.