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I don’t even want to know what Steve Keeley does in his free time, but if this picture is any indication, it’s something delightfully ridiculous that may or may not belong in a Stanley Kubrick film starring Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and a mysterious sailor. Maybe Steve is the sailor?! Whatever. Because when Steve is working, he’s a top five, maybe top three, local reporter. Don’t let the orange glow and big hair fool you, Steve’s awesome. If he can’t be stopped by a snow plow…

… he’s certainly not gonna be stopped by the pesky little issue of not having at shirt at the ready before his trip to Bottom Dollar during the middle of a Nor’easter.

H/T to (@KamalaBurger)

I can’t imagine that anyone under 45 still watches David Letterman. Just seeing this clip after two weeks of watching Fallon makes me cringe. But here’s Letterman’s Top Ten last night, which was all about Steve Keeley and his snow plow incident:

Top Ten Thoughts Going Through This Reporter’s Mind at This Moment

10. Hey that snow almost hit me.

9.  I blame Obama.

8. Usually snow plow drivers are a little more courteous.

7. My outfit is ruined.

6. Get my consultant to tell that snow plow driver he is a jerk.

5. Well it was worth it to show our viewers what a snow plow look like.

4.  I must have pissed off Governor Christie.

3.  This is still better than working for Letterman.

2. Snowblow me.

1. Help me Winter Jesus!

I laughed at number 3, maybe 4. That’s it.

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