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Things Got Real Awkward Between Steve Keeley and Mike Jerrick This Morning

Jim Adair - February 9, 2017

It’s snowed, so – as is tradition – Fox29 sent Steve Keeley out to do something zany. Mike Jerrick was in the studio wearing a pink/purple sweater that’s getting some good-spirited guff on Twitter:

All good fun. Keeley wanted in. So he said Mike’s sweater reminded him of a gay joke from his grade school days, and at no point in setting it up did he realize how terrible of an idea it was. Behold: Continue Reading

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Steve Keeley Shopping Shirtless at Bottom Dollar Is, Well, Something

Kyle Scott - December 10, 2014

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I don’t even want to know what Steve Keeley does in his free time, but if this picture is any indication, it’s something delightfully ridiculous that may or may not belong in a Stanley Kubrick film starring Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and a mysterious sailor. Maybe Steve is the sailor?! Whatever. Because when Steve is working, he’s a top five, maybe top three, local reporter. Don’t let the orange glow and big hair fool you, Steve’s awesome. If he can’t be stopped by a snow plow

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… he’s certainly not gonna be stopped by the pesky little issue of not having at shirt at the ready before his trip to Bottom Dollar during the middle of a Nor’easter.

H/T to (@KamalaBurger)

Steve Keeley Makes Letterman’s Awful Top Ten List

Kyle Scott - March 5, 2014

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I can’t imagine that anyone under 45 still watches David Letterman. Just seeing this clip after two weeks of watching Fallon makes me cringe. But here’s Letterman’s Top Ten last night, which was all about Steve Keeley and his snow plow incident:

Top Ten Thoughts Going Through This Reporter’s Mind at This Moment

10. Hey that snow almost hit me.

9.  I blame Obama.

8. Usually snow plow drivers are a little more courteous.

7. My outfit is ruined.

6. Get my consultant to tell that snow plow driver he is a jerk.

5. Well it was worth it to show our viewers what a snow plow look like.

4.  I must have pissed off Governor Christie.

3.  This is still better than working for Letterman.

2. Snowblow me.

1. Help me Winter Jesus!

I laughed at number 3, maybe 4. That’s it.

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Steve Keeley was Nearly Killed By a Snow Plow on Live TV

Kyle Scott - March 3, 2014

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I love Steve Keeley. Not even a near-death encounter with a snow plow will cause him to cut a live shot. He just kept going. Never stopped. Never wavered. HE JUST KEPT TALKING.

Actually, that sort of response is real screwed up. There’s something not human about that. You OK, Steve?

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