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Here are Two of the Most Tone Deaf Emails You Will Ever See (From the Eagles and Michael Vick’s Reps)

Kyle Scott - November 27, 2012

Hey, the Eagles suck, but they aren’t above punching you extraordinarily hard in the dick today.

First, the team sent out an exclusive pre-sale announcement (to what is obviously the most poorly-targeted audience in history) for Taylor Swift’s concert at Lincoln Financial Field next July. Reader Matt sent this along: 

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This isn’t quite as bad as the Washington Nationals sending their fans a World Series ticket email the morning after they lost Game 5 of the NLDS in horrific fashion… but at least that was an accident. This email from the Eagles is about as tone deaf as it comes, especially when you consider that the rallying cry for Fire Andy has become Casey Conklin’s parody of Swift’s We Are Never Ever Gonna Get Back Together. If only the Eagles had a VP of communications or chief marketing officer to advise against this sort of thing.

A few minutes after that idiotic communication, Two Affix, an agency representing Michael Vick, sent out this press release:

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A $19.99 yearly-subscription to the mobile app for a quarterback who is going to be out of a job next year. Sweet.