Posts for tased

Pittsburgh Sucks: Fan Tased at Pirates Game Last Night

Kyle Scott - April 10, 2011

Oh look, a not-Phillies fan being tased at a baseball game.

Pittsburgh is the worst place on earth, folks. At last night's Pirates game, this jorts-wearing guy (is that a Starter jacket?) was tasered and clubbed by police. I'd also like to note that he was significantly more violent and threatening than Steve Consalvi. He did receive the tase (?) a bit better, though. Of course, beating him senselessly with a club may not have been the best idea.

But this shouldn't come as a surprise to you. Oh no. Perhaps you remember our review of Pittsburgh from last summer. We easily spotted men with tails and women in Carolina jerseys. The USA Starter jacket seen here is an upgrade, reserved for only the most revered steel workers. We also saw a Pirates fan throw up on the back of a Phillies fan. Aftermath captured here.

Let's see the national media run with this one.

via Deadspin

Now This Guy Deserved to Get Tased

Kyle Scott - July 19, 2010

Check out this unruly fan get tased at a Daytona Cubs rookie ball game.

Look at the stance from the cop, perfect form.  Not to mention how quickly the pitcher got out of the way. [Deadspin]

Run On The Field, Get Tased, Receive Probation

Kyle Scott - June 24, 2010


Steve Consalvi, the 17 year old who ran on the field and got tased, had his court date today.  He received probation, 80 hours of community service, and must pass a drug test and then his record will be expunged.

And, oh yeah, he got his 15 minutes (now 16) of fame too.


Jayson Werth’s Got it Covered

Kyle Scott - May 4, 2010

Jayson werth fan

Jayson Werth had something to say to Douchbag.  Don't mess with Jayson Werth.

Parenting FAIL: Tased Fan Identified, called Dad

Kyle Scott - May 4, 2010

Steve consalvi

According to, the tasered fan at last night's Phillies game was Steve Consalvi, a 17 year senior at Boyertown High School, heading to Penn State next Fall.

He wasn't drinking.  His father said he was a "good student", and that he even called to ask if he could run onto the field before doing so.  Umm, parenting FAIL.

Consalvi told his Dad it would be "a once in a lifetime experience."  No kidding.  This is the first time Philadelphia Police have ever tasered a fan on the field.  And he's getting his 15 minutes of fame out of it too.  Well played, Steve.

According to Facebook, Consalvi likes "going to Phillies games."  Ironic.

All joking aside, the punishment didn't fit the crime here.  As awesome as it was to see wannabe Paul Blart chase after Consalvi, he was slowing down and surrounded by security.  No need to taze, bro.