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Pittsburgh Sucks: Fan Tased at Pirates Game Last Night

Kyle Scott - April 10, 2011

Oh look, a not-Phillies fan being tased at a baseball game.

Pittsburgh is the worst place on earth, folks. At last night's Pirates game, this jorts-wearing guy (is that a Starter jacket?) was tasered and clubbed by police. I'd also like to note that he was significantly more violent and threatening than Steve Consalvi. He did receive the tase (?) a bit better, though. Of course, beating him senselessly with a club may not have been the best idea.

But this shouldn't come as a surprise to you. Oh no. Perhaps you remember our review of Pittsburgh from last summer. We easily spotted men with tails and women in Carolina jerseys. The USA Starter jacket seen here is an upgrade, reserved for only the most revered steel workers. We also saw a Pirates fan throw up on the back of a Phillies fan. Aftermath captured here.

Let's see the national media run with this one.

via Deadspin

Tazer? or Taser? Use It? Don’t Use It? A Final Thought

test - May 5, 2010


(Source:  Matt Slocum, AP)

My thoughts on the boy getting tazed are very simple, don't run on baseball field, don't get tazed.  

You can sit here and debate whether or not he should of been tazed, should he have been left alone to tire himself out, or should of been taken down old school like Goldberg used to do on WCW Nitro… via spear.  The bottom line is that the Officer that was on duty has one job, that's to protect people, and protect himself.  He did that, and did nothing wrong.  

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Jayson Werth’s Got it Covered

Kyle Scott - May 4, 2010

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Jayson Werth had something to say to Douchbag.  Don't mess with Jayson Werth.

Parenting FAIL: Tased Fan Identified, called Dad

Kyle Scott - May 4, 2010

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According to, the tasered fan at last night's Phillies game was Steve Consalvi, a 17 year senior at Boyertown High School, heading to Penn State next Fall.

He wasn't drinking.  His father said he was a "good student", and that he even called to ask if he could run onto the field before doing so.  Umm, parenting FAIL.

Consalvi told his Dad it would be "a once in a lifetime experience."  No kidding.  This is the first time Philadelphia Police have ever tasered a fan on the field.  And he's getting his 15 minutes of fame out of it too.  Well played, Steve.

According to Facebook, Consalvi likes "going to Phillies games."  Ironic.

All joking aside, the punishment didn't fit the crime here.  As awesome as it was to see wannabe Paul Blart chase after Consalvi, he was slowing down and surrounded by security.  No need to taze, bro.

Phillies Fan Gets Tased! New Video

Kyle Scott - May 3, 2010


(Source:  Steven Falk, Philadelphia Inquirer)

This is definitely the most important thing this cop has ever done.  Look at the rotation in that muffin top, the eyes, perfect taser form, "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" scowl, and Rosie O'Donnell series blue cargo pants.  Oh yeah, he's got it all.  Paul Blart eat your heart out.

This was the first time Philadelphia Police have ever tasered a fan at game.  All we know is that his name is Steve, he is 17 years old and from Boyertown.

Check out Raul Ibanez in the second video, for those of you who think that he may have lost a step, watch how quickly he gets out of the way when he sees the officer raise his hand.  Priceless.    

And is it just me, or from far away does it not look like he is being shot?  Not sure what I would have thought had I seen this in person.

Chris Wheeler tells us why its not cool to run on the field.

Shut Up Wheels: Chris Wheeler Tells You it’s Not Cool to Run on Field

Kyle Scott - May 3, 2010

I don't know if the best part of this was the fan getting tazed (searching for video…) or the fact that Tom McCarthy said, "we have some cat running on the field."  Yes, like "cool cat", the same that your grandfather used to say. 

Either way, Chris Wheeler finds a way to annoy by telling us how uncool it is to run on the field.

Shut up Wheels.