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Jimmy Rollins Helps Launch PSA at White House, Joe Biden Talks About J-Roll’s™ Bobblehead

Kyle Scott - June 21, 2012

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Along with Rays pitcher David Price and Mr. Veep, Jimmy Rollins was at the White House this morning to help launch a PSA against dating violence. 

Fast forward to the 10:51 mark of the second video (after the jump) to listen to Jimmy’s introduction of Joe Biden, who started off his speech by talking about how much his wife loves the Phillies and her Jimmy Rollins bobblehead… which sleeps on the Veep’s nightstand. 

Here's the PSA:

J-Roll introducing Biden after the jump.

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Bernie Parent and This Topless Woman Look Like They Had a Nice Time at Wing Bowl

Kyle Scott - February 7, 2012

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Fuckin’ Bernie, man.

On Friday, I showed you the interesting pre-Wing Bowl exchange between the Zen-like Kobayashi and Philly notables Tony Luke Jr. and Bernie Parent. It was like worlds colliding– the old goalie and a Philly sandwich king, out of their element as they embraced the Japanese eater. It wouldn't last long, though. About an hour after that exchange, while Kobayashi was well on his way to downing a record 337 wings, reader Daniel informed us that Bernie returned to his element and signed a tit in a luxury suite.

Well, we think our tipster found the breast in question. A very NSFW picture is after the jump.

Never change, Bernie. Never change.

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The Wiz Wit: Shark Returns with Week 3 Picks, Mo Speights Hates Fat Women

Kyle Scott - September 26, 2010

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Our friends over at The Wiz Wit are bringing it strong this week.  First an article about cheating in Fantasy Football, now we get their Week 3 picks and Mo Speights (@mospeezy) hating fat women.

First, the Birds pick:

Eagles (-3) over JAGUARS
Okay, so the Eagles have screwed me over two weeks in a row.  Last week's pick against Detroit was the right play, but we fell victim to a backdoor cover.  Shit like that happens.  Fast forward to this week, and I noticed something kind of odd.  This game opened up at Eagles -3 when everyone thought Kolb was starting.  With the announcement that Vick won the job, the line didn't move.  I'm not sure how that's possible.  I was expecting a line of -5 or -6 here, but I'm running with the bargain.  So anyway, can you name one player on the Jaguars defense?  Did you say Aaron Kampman?  Ok, try naming a player with working knees,  I'll wait….. Times up, of course you can't think of anything – the Jaguars are terrible.  Andy Reid wouldn't have made this switch if he didn't think Vick was going to propel this team to convincing wins.  I don't know about you, but I'm a believer.  You know who isn't ready to buy in? Bill Simmons, who picked the Jaguars to cover this game.  I'll properly re-phrase Simmons' paraphrase of Winston Wolf explaining why he's so low on the Birds- "I'm not ready to suck Mike Vicks' dick just yet".  Well guess what, the Shark's down with sucking Michael's Vick and will embrace our new starting QB with open fins and an open mouth!  Ahem…no homo.

Read the rest of the picks, and ridiculous commentary on Mo Speights' rant on fat people over at TheWizWit.com.  Editors note: Mo still hasn't removed the tweets and even has a picture of a fat guy. Do athletes not realize, that in 2010, Twitter is just about on par with talking to the media?  It's a public form that everyone sees.  If you wouldn't say it in a press conference, maybe you shouldn't tweet it, yo.

Placido Polanco: Golf Balls in His Temples, Ladies Man

Kyle Scott - June 17, 2010

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Love the reaction by KK on Polanco's outstanding catch.