Caption This! Jody Shelley Clearing Out The Glutes


You can thank James van Riemsdyk for this- it was his way of telling us Jody Shelley has joined Twitter (@shelleyhawk45). This is why athletes shouldn't have cell phone cameras.

You can go right ahead and caption it in the comments. Just make sure your glutes are clear first.


  1. “uhhh… you missed a spot.”

  2. it’s not gay if we don’t cuddle afterwards

  3. On the next season of Dirty Jobs…

  4. Lower…. Lower…. ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY!!!!!!

  5. Jody, you seemed to have cracked it.

  6. This is how Zherdev made it back on the team.

  7. You know that’s exit only, right?

  8. PhillyFever84

    March 4, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    And you didn’t believe me when I told you that I would do ANYTHING to win the Cup.

  9. I think it moved……
    (JT is in the lead, tho)

  10. Hey, don’t forget about the happy ending.

  11. stick it in my dumper

  12. Watch out for my fire breathing fists!

  13. I asked for a rub and a tug….no homo.

  14. Mooon River. You ever serve time Doc?

  15. Jody, meet Dave Lampert, inventor of the Sybian.
    “That’s right, Jody, Let it go… Let it all hang out… Keep it coming… Get the poison out of your system, Jody.” (fun starts at about the 34 minute mark)

  16. Eric Bruntlett

    March 4, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    I didn’t know crack came so free

  17. You. Make. Me. Feel like I’m living. a. Tee. nage. Dream

  18. “Dude! I said ‘Heinous. Feels heinous.'”

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