Back in the ol' days at The Vet, there was a lot of naughty stuff that went on in the 700 level. Folks were far from civilization and the game was a distant afterthought to a summer night's petting. But with the success of the Phils and their sellout streak, it's nearly impossible to get it on at CBP... unless, of course, you're this couple, who was captured by a reader of Barstool, finger-banging his girlfriend. Type I fans, no doubt.
She so happy, man.
The video is after the jump- NSFW-ish.

I realize why people do this...but why does someone video it? That's creepier than the act itself.
Posted by: Bitchadelphia | June 16, 2011 at 01:46 PM
That's damn near pornography. This should NOT be watched at work.
Posted by: Evaporationboy | June 16, 2011 at 02:01 PM
Yo bros, weigh in on this...when you're finger banging some chick in public and she leans back and says her dad would be proud, turn on or no?
Also, +1 to the guy who titled it "Phingered" on youtube.
Posted by: Deezy | June 16, 2011 at 02:09 PM
You're that horny that you can't wait to finger bang your girl so you do it in the cheap seats? Appalling, disgusting, and downright low.
Still not as bad as Vancouver, though.
Posted by: Bobert Smith | June 16, 2011 at 02:18 PM
Imagine if he did it in Vancouver.
Posted by: Kyle Scott | June 16, 2011 at 02:21 PM
Gross.
Maybe they could sell it to Rich Cohen:
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20110616_XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxx.html
Posted by: brandy101 | June 16, 2011 at 02:21 PM
if i get fired because of this video, ill be pissed.
Posted by: Joe | June 16, 2011 at 02:42 PM
I hope he pulled his finger out of her pants and stuck it in her ear. A wet whistle is the only way this video would be acceptable.
Posted by: Lisa | June 16, 2011 at 02:43 PM
Classic post, Kyle!
Posted by: Andy | June 16, 2011 at 02:48 PM
I hope someone shows this to her dad. SICK.
Posted by: Katie | June 16, 2011 at 02:56 PM
seems like a classy chick
Posted by: TC | June 16, 2011 at 03:49 PM
That got me hard
Posted by: Ron Noel | June 16, 2011 at 05:40 PM
I love the use of Carcillo as a verb.
Posted by: mamaflaherty | June 16, 2011 at 07:15 PM
Joe it said NSFW you fuckin' idiot
Posted by: John | June 16, 2011 at 07:46 PM
Can you say south philly trash?
Posted by: jj | June 16, 2011 at 08:07 PM
Well, he did buy her a scmitter.
Posted by: mm | June 17, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Hopefully he didn't lick his fingers afterwards when he finished his chickie's crab fries, "This tastes....uh different."
Posted by: Shawn | June 17, 2011 at 11:49 AM
To the tool that might lose your job...why don't you do some work instead of looking at sport articles. Idiots.
Posted by: not a moron | June 17, 2011 at 02:10 PM