Here’s a Picture of Bryce Harper Looking Like a Douche

Kyle Scott —  August 2, 2011 — 10 Comments

Bryce_harper_hersheyBrycecakes at Hershey factory yesterday

Of course, if this were, say, Hunter Pence, we would all be talking in ridiculous hyperbole about how he probably poured six different kinds of chocolate all over the two and a half women in the photo. But it's not, so therefore he looks like a douche.

Pic via James Wilhide, who lists his location as Harperstown. Ugh.

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10 responses to Here’s a Picture of Bryce Harper Looking Like a Douche

  1. Saw Harper play Friday night in Harrisburg. Tons of Harper t-shirts, jerseys, trying to get his autograph loving folk. I rooted for the home team, but not this DB. He went 0-4 including an opportunity to put his team back in the lead, missed a diving catch that, I will admit, would have been awesome, if he would have caught it, but he didn’t. Oh yeah, and his entrance music sucks. He’s a tool!

  2. UtleyPenceLoveChild August 2, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS JAW??? DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE THIS?

  3. Uberdouchecunt

  4. @UtleyPenceLoveChild- he’s coked up

  5. what the fuck is on his chin??

  6. I couldn’t hate him more.

  7. If curt schilling were alive today this dong huffer would have stitch marks in his temple

  8. Like LT I was also at the Senators game Friday night, and I went saturday night. Granted Harper is still only 18 years old, but watching the kid I can’t help but get the feeling the kid and his adoring fans are made up of lofty expectations and a lot of hype (the all hype player). Friday night he missed a diving catch, but did have a laser of a throw to home after missing the catch. Saturday I believe he went 2 for 4 with 2 rbis, but he does not look as good as he is made out to be. Probably will be a good player in the majors, nothing brilliant tho.

  9. Saw him play tonight in Reading. Definitely a tool.

  10. i want to ask him “Why the long face?”

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