Consider this the calm before the storm, which will erupt through your TV screen at 5:07 with Dick Stockton and Bob Brenly sporting 80s follicular arrangements and Ray Didinger ties. For now, here's Shane Victorino from his trip to the – thank God this fishbowl experiment is over – MLB Fan Cave in New York last week.














Pardon me while I go attempt to piss on my own eyes
Shane can do no wrong. This is Academy Award winning talent, people. George Clooney is just a played-out, washed up Sean Avery word in comparison.