Lenny Dykstra is Going to Fight Jose Canseco LIVE ON THE INTERNET!

Kyle Scott —  November 2, 2011 — 18 Comments

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I honestly thought Lenny was still in jail.

From the files of ridiculous comes the following story. Jose Canseco, who was originally scheduled to fight Tarek Salahi, the White House crasher, as part of a celebrity boxing publicity stunt will now square off against… Nails.

From the perfectly crafted press release (although, in the Dykstra Zone, I believe pretty much anything crazy he says): [BusinessWire.com]

“Canseco ruined my career by spreading lies. I called Tareq and begged him to let me take his place in the upcoming fight against Canseco,” said Dykstra in a statement.

 

Salahi obliged. But he will still take part in the evening’s events, fighting Kato Kaelin in one of the six undercards to the big Canseco-Dykstra showdown. 

Just look at this card, it’s like a Who’s who of Who isn’t

Jose Canseco

 

Vs

 

Lenny Dykstra

Joey Buttafuco

 

Vs

 

Lou Ballera

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman

 

Vs

 

Amy Fisher

Coolio

 

Vs

 

Jeremy Jackson

Tareq Salahi

 

Vs

 

Kato Kaelin

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

 

Vs

 

Violet Kowal

Tila Tequila

 

Vs

 

TBA

 

How is Gary Busey not involved in this? That TBA is just calling his name.

You can watch the fight live on – here comes the publicity part – FilmOn.com on November 5.

I hate myself.

Kyle Scott

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18 responses to Lenny Dykstra is Going to Fight Jose Canseco LIVE ON THE INTERNET!

  1. Michael “PS” Hayes November 2, 2011 at 9:53 am

    SMG at that boxing card of pure trash

  2. I think of all the people on that card, I’m most excited about seeing TBA.

  3. I have a solution that could make this one of the greatest sepctacles in the history of sports: Make the matches a fight to the death. Then make it a tourniment.
    14 douche canoe’s enter. 1 survives.
    face

  4. …it’ll be like Mortal Kombat just with drugged out trash bags. For Tila Tequila’s finisher she could just breathe her Herpa-ghona-cyfil-itis cocktail breathe into their face. The Octomom could suck her opponents into her stargate vag sending them into a 2 dimensional alternate universe…oh the possibilities.
    FINISH HIM!!
    FATALITY

  5. Lenny is a cunt muscle

  6. why yes, kenny. canseco ruined your life….

  7. and by kenny, i mean lenny. ruined my attempt at anything right there….

  8. I don’t even know who half these people are, But I’d pay cash to see Octomom get knocked the fug out. I’ve seen Canseco fight before, I’m pretty sure he’d lose to anyone on that list.

  9. I would euthanize anyone who signs up for these fights.

  10. All they need is Tonya Harding vs Linsay Lohan and they would be set.

  11. Throw Casey anthony in that TBA spot

  12. On the bright side for Lenny I’m pretty sure he can whip his dick out and proposition any of these sluts without the cops getting involved

  13. What’s left of Busey’s brain cannot afford to have any potential damage to it. While I owuld love to see him fight, it’ll never happen.

  14. Michael “PS” Hayes November 2, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Pat is the blog police. Yo Matt, who gives a f***k baby

  15. soooooooo annoying….. no, asshole, it was lifted from businesswire.com. GO AWAY

  16. Gary Busey shoudl be the referee.
    TBD vs. Tila Tequila should be Justin Bieber.
    Big $ on Tequila for the FATALITY. FINISH IT/HIM/HER.
    Pat, Righthaven, notoriously idiotic copyright litigation troll, just got MASSIVELY BUTTFUCKED in federal court. So, to recap for you, while your observation is harmless, it is also worthless.

  17. Didn’t Shawn Merriman rape that Tequila chick???

  18. Dykstra`s out, whos the replacement?

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