Kate Upton Pokes Sean Avery

Not literally, thankfully.

You probably already hate Sean Avery. And in the coming weeks, with the hype and hysteria surrounding the Winter Classic and HBO’s 24/7, you’re most likely going to develop an intense dislike for other Rangers and their coach, John Tortorella, too. As such, we’ll do our best to make fun at the Broadway Blueshirts any chance we get (a good place to start would be their Broadway Hat, the fedora given to their star of the game which will undoubtedly be jammed down our throats on 24/7). 

Today, the NY Daily News featured this little two-week-old tidbit about a Twitter confrontation between Avery and owner of big boobs Kate Upton.

After attending a Rangers game against the Penguins last month, Avery Tweeted Upton the following:

@KateUpton since u couldn’t stop looking @HLundqvist30 last night now u can follow him…….#sorryhesmarried. 



Better: Kate responded.

Weren’t you supposed to be focusing on a game?…at least we all agree I wasn’t staring at you.


Boom! Even Kate Upton rips on Sean Avery. You now have three reasons to like her.

Read more: Your Definitive HBO 24/7 Recap


  1. Her S.I. spread is effing amazing…..

  2. I’m thinking closer to 3 million.

  3. Fact: Kate Upton was born in 1992.
    That made me hurt when I first learned it because it meant one of two things (me being born in 1985): either A) I’m a suck fuck because she’s so hot (if you’re a mid-80s baby like me, you’ll understand why early-90s kids being anything sexual is just wrong) or B) I’m simply getting too fucking old.
    Neither scenario is good.
    But Kate Upton? All kinds of good.
    I personally think that was a poor choice for pictures to put up there, Kyle. All her hotness doesn’t shine through. Not like this one:

  4. http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Broadway-Fedora/170290839730916
    Must destroy this page. I can’t believe this fedora is a real thing.

  5. I was born in 1981… she’s smokin hot… what does that make me?

  6. Kyle, thank you for giving me something to look at during the Marshall/Manuel interview.

  7. Slinky tits

  8. 16 to 80 blind, crippled or crazy if it’s got an angel face and tits like that i’m ruining it.

  9. im pretty sure that photo is the most heavily photoshopped picture ever made

  10. i give it a 10… a fucking 10

  11. I can’t look at kate upton the same after she banged kayne west. Damm mud shark

  12. Funny how the first thing every single guy, including me, does is go to Wikipedia to see how old she is.
    Born in 1992. My God I’m old.

  13. I would love to tity fuck her

  14. she’s too young to have saggy boobs already

  15. I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down

  16. Hahahahah, keep wankering off to her—it’s the best you’ll ever get. I’m no Avery fan, but none of ya are in a league to get his sloppy seconds, even those he’s-passed-his-prime calibre of sloppy seconds.
    Young Miss Upton’s a hot young thing, no doubt, but if I were to meet her I’d tell here the same thing that Uncle Buck said to Assistant Principle Anita Hogarth:
    Full clip:
    I should sue the producers, they must have based that movie on part of me life.
    But she should visit Pat Burrell’s old cocksman’s condo:
    One look at that and she won’t be able to resist Talbot’s charms hahahahah.
    And JT, what’s a “suck fuck”? Does that mean you take it in both ends at the same time? Hahahahahah

    The Real IBMcG—Often imposterered, never outclassed.

  17. I’d whack that

  18. @Iron Balls- i thought you were just off your game, I should have known that was a fake IBM

  19. Iron Balls McGinty

    December 14, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    Hey boyos if you ever get tired of reading me funny posts don’t forget I love hard dick in my throat so meet me at Woody’s later and wear a pink scarf hahahahaha!

  20. Simmons, this impostering poster here above still can’t get beyond being just lame and putting all the other hard-working impostering posters to shame. Such a tragedy. Maybe he’s got this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

    The Real IBMcG—Often imposterered, never outclassed.

  21. Look at those boobs

  22. Bajeebus! Is that bikini painted on? I’m going to have to go beat-off my unbeatable iron schlong now.

  23. she is one of the hottest models in victoria secret line these days

  24. this girl is making e crazy…

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