Baby Utley

Kyle Scott —  December 4, 2011 — 35 Comments

Here's our Us Weekly moment: A loyal reader sent us this (confirmed) picture of Benjamin Cooper Utley, who was born on Friday, December 2 at 2:53 PM. Word is that he hits with power to all fields– get on that, Rube.

Congrats to Chase and Jen.

UPDATE: The Utleys have requested that we remove the photo of Benjamin– we obliged. Mom and baby are doing just fine, though.

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35 responses to Baby Utley

  1. Is it born with hip and knee problems?

  2. Adorbs! This is how it should be done *I’m looking at you Cole!*

  3. Benjamin Cooper Werth

  4. he is really cute!! In 20 years, Ben and Braxton (Cole’s 2nd) can be the new Utley and Hamels on the Phillies.

  5. Steve Kapschock December 4, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Benjamin f**king Cooper!

  6. I’m gonna teach him to hit a curveball.

  7. That kid just hit the lottery.
    Do the Utleys want to adopt an 18 yr old Baby Huey type living in Moms basement?

  8. Marky From Morrell Tavern December 4, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Is this baby cooked like his Daddy

  9. heh uuhhh ya know, looks like uh a pretty gu’ future uhhh secon baseman.

  10. Change the topic real fast. The best eatdatpussy445 video just got posted. Go to 0:50.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4EY9DZ4q9Y&feature=g-u

  11. that baby hat rox! i want one!!!!

  12. Pretty awful that one of the Utley’s “friends” leaked a photo without their consent. Pathetic that you’d post it.

  13. Mazel tov. He’s already spiking Jose Reyes and packing a lip for sure.

  14. Congrats Chase and Jen.

  15. I’m not coming here anymore. You posted and fucking WATERMARKED a leaked picture of someone’s baby. What a creep.

  16. This is fucking creepy.

  17. Wonder what his outfield range will be like when we give him a 3-year deal at age 37.

  18. I don’t know what crossingbroad.com will do without Chris visting the site anymore

  19. I meant sean, not chris.

  20. Congrats to Jen, and Chase.
    Welcome to the world Benjamin Cooper, Cool name.

  21. Already voted meanest baby in the nursery.

  22. Congrats to Chase and Jen. May you be be blessed with this miracle everyday of your life. He’s beautiful

  23. who gives a f*ck

  24. Man, that baby looks PERFECT! Newborns never look that good!

  25. Ben Cooper….you are the baby!!!

  26. CONGRATS TO THE PARENTS AND gOD bLESS YOUR NEW FAMILY HE IS BEAUTIFUL !!

  27. “Benjamin Cooper Utley”? Buachaill Beag!
    Couldav been creepie if they chose “Bradley Cooper Utley”.
    Maybe the Utleys can team up with the Coburns http://www.facebook.com/philadelphiaflyers/posts/10150359312536811 and start a Philadelphia Pro Sports Family Empire hahahah.
    Anyways:
    Comhghairdeas! Buachaill álainn le grá a thabhairt dó!

  28. First of all, who? And who cares?
    Looked at pics of Jenny, not cute at all especially after having a baby, that average body sure hit the dumps!
    Can we care about something more important here than another self important overrated overpaid jerk and his goldigging fame deaperate loser tramp?
    Nuff said.
    Damn I must be bored I can’t believe I wasted 3 minutes in this while I took a dump!

  29. Benjamin Werth!
    The baby was expected in September, and the couple is having huge problems because they didn’t “do the deed” to match up with a baby in December!
    Uh oh!
    I don’t think anyone’s shocked.

  30. Just what this world needs.
    Another spoiled heir to millions sure to be a douchebag like Paris Hilton or worse, like it’s parents.

  31. Jen removed the pic because he looks just like the father. Jayson Werth.
    Or it’s just as ugly as the claiming parents personalities! Haha!

  32. UnCorkNJ is asking other legislators to join Assemblyman DeAngelo and his colleagues to be co-sponsors of A-4303. Time is running out for the Legislature to pass this important legislation before they end their session in early January. UnCorkNJ wishes to thank all of its supporters for their tireless efforts in sending a strong message to the Legislature that the time to act is now.

  33. Benjamin Werth!
    The baby was expected in September, and the couple is having huge problems because they didn’t “do the deed” to match up with a baby in December!
    Uh oh!
    I don’t think anyone’s shocked.

  34. Can we care about something more important here than another self important overrated overpaid jerk and his goldigging fame deaperate loser tramp?
    Nuff said.
    Damn I must be bored I can’t believe I wasted 3 minutes in this while I took a dump!

  35. I have been thinking about the company Christmas Party my husband’s work throws each year. The dress code is semi formal AND family friendly (read-bring the toddler and baby along for some Santa time). How in the world does a mom pull off semi-formal mom-style?

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