And Now, A Pictorial of Evan Turner’s Girlfriend

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E.T., bringing the heat: White Jeff Carter v-neck? Check. "Fuck yeah" lip bite? Count it. Sig. other making smoochy face and rocking matching Mardi Gras lanyards while eating on some outdoor patio with palm growing in the background? Yessssss, count it, and the fouuuul!

Last night, before and after a lopsided win against the Pistons, Evan Turner wanted to inform us all that he has a girlfriend. Meep meep!

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Ohh play on playa.

As you might expect, this is my girlfriend, go check her out Tweets are among my favorite kind of Tweets. I immediately fired up the Google and Twitter machines.

Here’s what we got: Chels Cbella (full name?), an upbeat, seemingly religious, slender and (NBA-mandated) busty Philly girl who loves to make kissy face has been dating ET for at least a few months (judging by Tweets like this). 

Chels appreciated the public gesture by ET:

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I feel all warm inside. A full pictorial, for your viewing pleasure, is after the jump. Well played, Mr. Turner.

All pictures via Chels' Twitter

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59 Comments

  1. Sweet Duckface.

  2. Duck faces make me sick. don’t get why chicks think that’s hot

  3. Those messages are not “at least a few months” type messages.
    I’d say, 2 weeks. Plus, ET has been going to “WHITE GIRL WEDNESDAYS” parties in the city up until last month. Looks like he found one that’s down with the brown pole.

  4. It some pictures she looks black and in others she looks white. This is madness.

  5. she has tweets about him and his family going back to early jan (click the link), so I’m saying since the start of the season, at least

  6. Marky from The Morrell Tavern

    February 29, 2012 at 9:45 am

    not a fan of duck faces but if ET ever brought her into the morrell tav, I will pull a robbery on his a$$ & take her home

  7. Ok player! Wish you had as much game on the court as you do with these fine ladies…

  8. Kyle Scott's Mother

    February 29, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Really, Kyle? You have to stoop as low as stalking athlete’s girlfriends now to attract page viewers to your site? Get a life, a real job and a sense of compassion for those that want to keep their personal relationships private. Just because someone tweets about it, that doesn’t give you the right to heckle a significant other. You’re not a gossip blogger, but you are most certainly a pathetic excuse for a sports blogger.

  9. The Extra terrestrial should tear a hole in all his trojans and impregnate this fine little gold digger. No way his ugly ass is headed up the pussy laddder. Top notch stalking Kyle, well done!

  10. Really Kyle Scott’s Mom?? ET is tweeting that shit and blowing her up himself. They are looking for the attention….they know the world they live in. Twitter (way too much for me) and blogs are not new to anyone. If they wanted to be private, they would send a text or make a phone call. Quit trying to be the holier than thou douche.

  11. I hate when white girls decide to look like they are actually black girls.
    SWEETHEART YOU HAVE BLUE EYES!
    Whatever I prefer women who don’t go for the brothers.

  12. she looks classy. Good pick-up by Urkel

  13. Kyle Scott's Father

    February 29, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Agree with Bill. Insanity, one photo she is black the next she is white. Good work ET, she is smokin hot though. And to Kyle Scotts Mother, get back in the kitchen and make me some pancakes

  14. BANG
    BANG
    BANG
    BANG
    BANG
    Do I win Duck Hunt now?

  15. went to school with this girl at Temple…and I am pretty sure “white girl wednesday’s” is a temple thing?? makes sense now.

  16. Fuck Morrell

  17. Yea not a big fan of chicks who play on the other side of the trash, jungle fever ho

  18. I got jungle fever, u got jungle fever

  19. Aww, Chels is the sweetest! I’m sure she’d be flattered by your creepy stalking, Kyle.

  20. @ Kyle Scott’s Mother “Ma the meatloaf?!?!?!
    @ everyone else “I never know what she’s doing in there”

  21. I went to temple with this chick & she double teamed friends of mine yo. ET wrap it up brother & tell her to stop the kissy faces

  22. its not REALLY jungle fever
    she is Italian soooo … she’s basically black too
    Love,
    Beez Nutz

  23. She looks like she can suck a tennis ball thru a tennis racket!!!!
    Probably even a golf ball thru a garden hose!!!
    Maybe even suck start a Harley!!!

    • you’ll have to stop this nonsense how would you feel if someone talk about your chick or your mom? it is not good 2 down grade or talk about anyone.leave my man Evan Turner alone and and his check if he’s happy that’s all that matters! all your hater get a life.

  24. her dad must be proud of those kissy lip pics

  25. I’m convinced girls make those stupid kissy faces because there’s a vacuum where their brains used to be.

  26. Another white girl ruined. I wonder what her father did to disappoint him like this. She might as well just jumped on a stripper pole or done porn.

  27. White chicks r pigs

  28. Religious huh ? Only when its convenient. How cute. ET’s momma has somebody to bring to choir.

  29. Looks like Kermit the Turner pulled himself a typical gold digging white trash skank.

  30. Kyle, how jealous are you that even Evan Turner with his mutant voice can get a women and you have to stick with your fake girlfriend? Mrs.CB is your right hand…

  31. ET has now entered the rankings of “Philly athlete without a beat ass wife/girlfriend.”
    There’s like 5. Man, is he lucky. Philly players usually end up with the beatest looking chicks.

  32. So what’s her name?
    Its Chelsea something-italian.
    Somebody out there has nudes she texted. Post ‘em!!

  33. vomit stain behind morrell tavern

    February 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Now I know where ET is stickin his enlongated, light up finger! yea boy! Morrell Tavern rules!

  34. Kyle Scott's Aunt

    February 29, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    I thought I was the only family member who reads this blog!

  35. Her Dad must have left when she was born, once that happens, it’s usually porn, stripping or black cock

  36. Mother fucking duck face. Duck face is such a turn off.. I can’t believe women still do this shit.

  37. The Taggart House

    February 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    f*ck Morrell Tav & ET

  38. It’s a female version of Evan Turner. Are we sure that’s not his sister?

  39. Outta wack jacks

    February 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    His old girl was some bull dyke from Ohio State, he loves the white girls and I do too black chicks are fugly

  40. She is seriously hot.
    AND WHAT’S WITH ALL THE DUMBASS RACISTS POSTING HERE? Total tun off for Crossingbroad Kyle. If you’re moving up in the world, time to ban people because you’re turning folks off when they read that crap.

  41. wt girls love duck face pics

  42. Chels Cbella?
    I think it MIGHT be Chelsea Bella

  43. Olllllllld Legs Henderson

    February 29, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    I’d suck a fart out of her.

  44. Does she have fb

  45. Old Legs Henderson, even if you seen a turtle head?

  46. we love you for your stalkiness kyle

  47. Olllllllld Legs Henderson

    February 29, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Of course, Dothead. The things I would eat out of her asshole!

  48. The Real Kenny Junod

    February 29, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    You need a blowdryer for this girls pussy

  49. Wow, she looks pretty good when she isn’t doing that fucking retarded duck face.

  50. She looks like she’s slow

  51. Iron Balls McGinty

    February 29, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Her parents must be so proud of their lil mudshark

  52. Lmao @ these ridic comments

  53. Who cares about this white trash ho

  54. A fathers worst nightmare has to be “white girl Wednesdays” @ Temple

  55. Saw them both at the KOP Mall a couple months back

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