NY State Senator Challenges The Phillie Phanatic To A Fight

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Douchedom alert! Douchedom alert!
 

32-year-old New York State Senator Daniel Squadron – whose 25th district includes neighborhoods such as Brooklyn, Tribeca, Battery Park City and the Lower East Side – gave some rambling speech recently on the floor of the state chamber. Normally, this wouldn’t be of interest to you… or anyone. But Squadron dropped this peculiar line:

"[The Mets] also have just about the best mascot anyone can ever ask for. And if the Phillie Phanatic wants to come and quarrel with me about that, I believe that this house is going to allow mixed martial arts, and I’m happy to take on that fight."

 

Ding, ding.

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Video after the jump.

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12 Comments

  1. state senator or hipster douche?

  2. I’m glad he gets paid in American tax dollars to sit around and debate about MLB mascots…

  3. What asshole says ‘quarrel’ ?

  4. Hipster destroyer

    April 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Oh you mean Mr. Met? It’s a baseball with a hat…HOW ORIGINAL? PLEASE, tell me more about your wonderful mascot! Hit the weights, take a shower, get a clue!

  5. And this is news why?

  6. CitiField Sucks

    April 20, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    The Phanatic will not even acknowledge this.

  7. NY tax dollars being wasted. America’s car accident.

  8. Good thing I don’t live in NY and have to put up with this douche nozzle. And besides, Mr. Met is a hat wearing baseball. Wow. Phanatic win.

  9. He is likely a resident of the Williamsburg neighborhood in Brooklyn and got elected by claiming it it wouldn’t be cool if he was a State Senator.

  10. Anthony Weiner

    April 20, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    We NY liberals are all douches. At least he didn’t send anyone pictures of his shriveled pecker

  11. Andy (Philly-born, NY resident)

    April 20, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    This is what the NY state senate is dealing with? The Mets, the team’s 50th anniversary and some bearded turd talking shit about a mascot? Seriously?! I pay $4.17 a gallon for gas, sales taxes are through the roof, people outside of NYC are barely making ends meet – and this bearded cocksucker is discussing the Mets. I can only hope he is thrown out of office for a disgusting act, like showing off his wang or trying to lure hookers into his Prius. Shameful.

  12. ThePhillyFlash

    April 20, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    It is to laugh. No wonder the Mess are such a joke while politicians like this moron are an embarrassment to his already dubious profession.

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