How to Fix The Phillies? Jen Utley Cardboard Cutout, of Course

Here’s a video reader Matt MacMillan made for 97.5 The Fanatic’s Fix The Phillies in One Minute or Less contest. Our thoughts? Matt’s solution was sound, comprehensive, and totally plausible. He should not only win whatever the contest’s prize is… but also a front office job.


  1. Candy from the Oak

    July 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    I bet she has a hairy box

  2. Well played.

  3. that is fantastic

  4. @candy
    Nope, it ain’t.

  5. Fairmount Joe Miller

    July 13, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    I Would love to lick Jen Utley’s pussy & maybe her asshole if the mood was right

  6. No way. That sweet little twat is silky smooth.

  7. Candy from the Oak

    July 13, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    I meant with all that pet hair

  8. Roman Gabriel

    July 13, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Chase wouldnt know, he is to busy chasing other tail.

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  10. Marky from Morrell Tavern

    July 15, 2012 at 8:44 am

    I’ll fuck anybody

  11. Kyle
    Ive noticed significantly less blurbs of you praising Ruben … but I guess nobody will notice your an idiot

  12. Up your butt Jobu

  13. The most interesting Phillies fan on my street.

    July 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Bah Low Me,
    At least use the proper form of your/ you’re in a sentence before calling other people an idiot. Quick lesson. if “you are” sounds right, use you’re. End of lesson.

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