From Dan Gross, who has a picture of Krystle in the dress to which perhaps she said yes (Doc Seuss, motherfuckers!):
The couple are to wed Dec. 1, according to their online registry at Macy's, where the most expensive items are Swarovski crystal toasting flutes. If you're buying, they're asking for three pairs of the flutes at $390 per pair. The cheapest items on the registry are 13-inch washcloths. They cost $17.
I’m not even sure how to react to that.
Our friends from Busted Coverage discovered that the couple’s wedding registries for Bed Bath & Beyond and Williams-Sonoma are online. In fact, they bought the Piece and Krystle a $7.99 washcloth. Me? I’m entirely too cheap to do that. But, if you, as a generous reader, would like to get Mr. and Mrs. Piece a gift, may we recommend the $49.95 two-tone rolling pin or, better yet, the $22 melon scoop.
Pic via Ryan Joseph Photo, you can view the full pre-wedding gallery here