Which One of You Drunk Bastards Drew a Nats Fan Fellating the Phanatic?

Screen Shot 2012-10-01 at 1.15.42 PMPic via reader Dan

I don’t know many things. 

I know that the Eagles are 3-1. I know that Chris Collinsworth has incredibly narrow shoulders. And I know that DiNics changing bread providers is something that frightens me deep within my core.

But what I don’t know is who enhanced this drawing of a drunk Phanatic at Bullies Pub in Xfinity Live! this weekend with the outline of a Nats fan giving him a blow job (I’m assuming someone added this and that it wasn’t the original creation).

Of course, I’m 12 and think this is hilarious. But why, exactly, is the Phanatic’s dangle orange? I’d assume it would have to be green, no? Hell, I always kind of figured it was one of those birthday noisemakers, like his tongue. 

Never change, this city.


  1. I think thats supposed to be werth.

  2. That’s a clown penis bro

  3. i don’t think this is a “nationlas fan” i think this is Jayson Werth.

  4. B. Harper just killed me with that one, hysterical!

  5. A Giants fan had a barstool thrown at him in the Victory Beer Hall last night. Might be our artist.

  6. Sarcones sucks! DiNics is making a huge mistake!

  7. This is priceless.

  8. sarcones sucks ??? you must want to go to hell

  9. B. Harper post is awesome….got me chuckle out loud for once…

  10. Phellating.

  11. I drew the phanatic as well as the eagle at bullies pub.. I have no idea who added the Nats fan/player but I think it’s fucking GREAT!!!!!!!!! Well done!!!!

  12. Chris is one hell of an artist. This is like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa, only funnier.

  13. Ps… Come find me on Sunday and I’ll buy your first beer!


    October 2, 2012 at 12:03 am

    I feel the nationals fan took advantage of me because I was drunk. I want to report this , but I feel hurt and afraid.

  15. this never would have happened if we had 11 bartenders on: 5 to serve the customers and 6 to watch for graffiti artists and do service bar

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