DeSean Jackson Has Fractured Ribs and is Done for the Season

Kyle Scott —  November 27, 2012 — 19 Comments

Andy Reid’s corpse met with the media today (at this point, I think Jeffrey Lurie is just torturing Reid by making him go through this) and it said that DeSean Jackson has fractured ribs. He will going on IR and miss the remainder of the season. Lucky guy. 

Both LeSean McCoy and Michael Vick are still in Stage 1 of concussion recovery, so that’s not good. UPDATE: Vick has improved beyond Stage 1, but still isn't cleared to play.

Reid said he didn’t meet with Jeffrey Lurie today.

Fuck off.

Kyle Scott

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19 responses to DeSean Jackson Has Fractured Ribs and is Done for the Season

  1. DeSean Jackson will be a twitter goldmine for the remainder of this season. Bloggers rejoice.

  2. Looking forward to many #JACCPOT updates involving portly ghetto strippers who probably have a penis!
    #JACCPOT 4 LIFE !!!

  3. D Jax pulled a Bynum with a fake injury

  4. i hope they both die November 27, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Bynum & DJax best bowling buddies 4 life!
    #JACCPOT

  5. Funny looking Dynasty

  6. danny watkins fanclub president November 27, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Why is everyone so depressed? WE HAVE DANNY WATKINS YOU GUYS!

  7. Iron Balls McGinty November 27, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    I have to go rush & pick up Cooper for my fantasy team.

  8. Can’t wait to see his “Insdagram” pics of #JACKPOT ya haurd!!!

  9. Hasn’t he been hurt all year?
    Zing!

  10. Nigga played, wanted to get paid, got paid, now he don’t play, ya hurr!?

  11. Candy from the Oak November 27, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Gives him more time to take needy families (black families ) to Foorrreeman mills to Christmas shop

  12. Iron Balls McGinty November 27, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    no need for that candy oak.

  13. Can’t bring myself to care really.

  14. candy, back to work already! your 15-minute smoke break is up and the line in the drive thru is 5 cars long! get those fries coming before they start beeping!

  15. Candy from the Oak November 27, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    @ informed how was your first Eagles game last night

  16. I didn’t realize he was still on the team. Wow, what a loss with all those big plays he’s made this year………………..

  17. @Dirk- I don’t think he’s made any big plays this year

  18. Richie the Greek November 27, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Lol Candy’s comment was funnier

  19. and taught in many Hebrew schools—elaborates: They [the Egyptians] shot arrows and catapult stones at them, but the angel and cloud caught them.

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