Ed Snider Used a Bruno Mars Song to Propose to His 45-Year-Old Girlfriend, Allegedly

Kyle Scott —  November 29, 2012 — 39 Comments

Screen Shot 2012-11-29 at 11.58.29 AMPhoto: HughE Dillon, PhillyChitChat.com

Oh, Ed. Never change. Just keep pocketing Philadelphians’ hard-earned money and laying the propped-up pipe to significantly younger women.

Dan Gross of Philly.com confirmed a report by Sports Input that Snider, 79, recently got engaged to Lin Spivak, 45. Snider didn’t confirm any details, but Sports Input’s original report, from Friday, November 9, said that Snider, while dining at a fancy Santa Barbara restaurant, excused himself to go to the bathroom (growing problem…) and then a group of actors and singers came out singing Bruno Mars’ Marry You to Spivak while Snider got down on one creaky knee. Sex.

Spivak will be his fourth wife.

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39 responses to Ed Snider Used a Bruno Mars Song to Propose to His 45-Year-Old Girlfriend, Allegedly

  1. I love how she is not even touching him in that photo

  2. she better not inherit the flyers is all i have to say

  3. Easy Ed should be more concerned with the lockout then chasing young tail

  4. 4th fucking wife? Why can’t he just bang broads like every other Playboy and spend that alimnony jing on defensemen?

  5. ooops Ed shoulda asked me if I hit that first

  6. She’s going to spend the rest of his life with him sliding his wrinkled, dry, scraped, callous, dry, festering 2 inch penis into her wet seeping cunt. He’s going to impregnate her with awful sperm and she’s going to squirt out an ugly pile of shit. Then she’ll name it RHEA HUGHES. Ed Snider marries his 4th wife who’s half his age like a true fucking conservative. I hope he bangs her silly and splits open her bleached asshole with his mammoth penis. Then maybe hell die and make her owner so she can fuck Danny briere in his vaginal slit. I hope snider dies so she can manage the team like a champion. And maybe she’ll get revenge and seduce Eric Lindros only to cut off his chubby fat cock and swallow it whole. Then she’ll choke on it and croak and the team will pass to Dan Carcillow. Fuck you people.

  7. Candy from the Oak November 29, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Heard Ed is going to trade G after he caught wind of his lower back tat of Hilter

  8. Cataldi, take your meds you Long Island douche canoe.
    You think Fast Eddie didn’t sign a prenup? Dude will be fine. Congrats Mr. Snider.
    That said, Fuck you Ed, we want hockey.
    FACE

  9. There is something hideous about her. Reminds me of the Xenomorph/Ripley hybrid at the end of Alien Resurrection.

  10. ^^ Stepford Ripley….prob equipped with a fleshlight.

  11. or that ghost chick from “Ghost Story”
    Dance with me you little toad.

  12. the rule does not lie November 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    What’s the big deal? 1/2 your age + 7 people.

  13. Fourth Wife ? Yikes….Mickey Rooney was married 9 times.

  14. At least she isn’t 25. Still gross though. Congrats on those old balls slapping you in the mouth for your payday!

  15. Is Ed going for 3rd base in that photo?

  16. @princess_sass in 40 years
    unless AIDS
    nevermind

  17. These comments are gold, Jerry! Gold!

  18. “Fuck you Ed, we want hockey”
    THIS

  19. “sing us a song smithers”…..

  20. broads will do anything for gold. it’s un fuckingbelievable and they have the balls to say men are pigs. We are but at least we own it.

  21. I hope this broad loves flimsy penises and hot pokers up her asshole, because that’s what that filth Ed snider is into. I heard he fingered Danny Brieres wife with a Chinese finger trap and that’s why she left Danny. He’s also the one who impregnated her with that fat ugly pile of trash Danny calls a son. I hope Scott hartnell bangs her in the ass and stabs Eddard Snyder. Fuck every single one of you if you don’t believe me.

  22. Bastardo’s Giant Quads November 29, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    She can look at 2 cameras at the same time. Thats whats up.

  23. And FACE…I’m going to fist your entire family with brass knuckles you mother fucking faggot fuck.

  24. Ellen Barkin has that eyes wide apart look….like ET

  25. hey Angelo want to adopt some kittens

  26. Edward Murphy supporter November 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    POS Ed Snider Ruined so many careers with his terrible equipment. Horrible human being who is more of a dictator then owner
    M

  27. Is this bitty aware she is engaged to a cheap penny-pinching pussy

  28. Ed is starting to look like Sandusky

  29. Worley’s Hot Piece of Ass November 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    She definitely has some sloppy, droopy roast beef curtain lips. An old, sloppy ham wallet. It’s a disgusting mess down there

  30. Worley’s Hot Piece of Ass November 29, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    She has a nice looking right tit, though

  31. Dirty old man who only cares about himself

  32. I am crying laughing

  33. These comments are funny as shit lol

  34. tuck it in he’s too old to know November 29, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    He looks great for a 45 year old tranny

  35. I wish lurie had half the balls Snider has

  36. That slore is going to have more old balls thrown at her face than a retired circus seal

  37. She’s 45? She looks like a 55yr old woman who had some work done to pull off 45.. but we all can still tell.
    Not that I wouldnt hit dat

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