Riley Cooper Doesn’t Want to Hear Your Shit, Thinks You’re a Dumbass

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Perhaps Riley Cooper was feeling left out. Perhaps he, too, wanted to join the long line of Eagles players to take their frustrations out on the fans. Perhaps his hair got in the way of the keyboard. We just don’t know. 

What we do know, however, is that Cooper doesn’t appreciate having to read your mean-spirited Tweets: 

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A few fans responded. Cooper called them dumbasses (though in one case he was right):

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Of course, this is coming from a guy who can't spell hilarious. I hate this Eagles team.

H/T to (@btdevaney)


  1. Every defensive back in the NFL

    November 20, 2012 at 9:42 am


  2. Cut everyone but Shady and start over

  3. I now love Riley Cooper

  4. Howard's Dead Ligament

    November 20, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Who is the late 90s Slim Shady next to him?

  5. I’ve been an Eagles fan longer than this hippie-ass punk has been alive, and he’s wasting time bitching about the fans instead of prepping for the upcoming Carolina game! Seriously? I hate this team.

  6. Douchey, yes, but i see nothing wrong with what he said. I’m sure if i was on a shitty team I’d rather not have my twitter followers reminding me every 30 seconds.

  7. Riley cooper and his five career catches can go fuck himself

  8. He has pretty hair. He should have stuck to baseball though.

  9. Riley Cooper will be cut after the new HC watches the film of all the dead weight on this team. He has beautiful hair though

  10. Is everyone aware that the guy he was responding to at the bottom really is a dumb ass? “The expression is two sense” lololololol

  11. This Eagles team and the organization have turned on the fans & city. I have never seen anything like it. I’m done with this team. Philadelphia will rank their teams as such
    1. Phillies
    2. 76ers
    3. Temple
    4. Flyers
    5. Eagles
    Its amazing how arrogant and sorry this team is.

  12. These cry baby Eagles somehow think everyone on the internet is going to listen to them. I mean, that picture above looks like Riley is about to be taken into the back for an ass pounding. Riley Cooper likes butt sex.

  13. Flyers are number 2 Bill

  14. Cooper played hard on Sunday and I wouldn’t question his effort out on the field. Some people are just real d~cks.
    Still don’t understand why any professional athlete has an open Twitter account and posts to it regularly including all kinds of photos. Just asking for grief and besides some minor ego stroking there is no personal upside.

  15. Hey Riley — we don’t want to WATCH this high school team “attempt” to play NFL football. But, we do anyway. Taking this from diehard fans in this town is part of the deal. Would you tell people to take it their Facebook status if your team’s record were reversed? I think not. Take the good with bad and vice versa. In other words, get OVER it!

  16. Hopefully whatever coach comes in strictly enforces a no facebook/twitter privilege.

  17. I’m not mad that he was talking shit on Twitter. I’m mad that he did it completely unprovoked. I think he and Jason Babin should go have a pity/buttsex party together.

  18. kyle scott's spacebar

    November 20, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Hey Bill sixers are 5th

  19. Babin's Twitter Profile Pic

    November 20, 2012 at 10:41 am


  20. Bill is smoking crack I think. Somebody make Bill put down the pipe please.

  21. These Philly athletes have less self-control than children. Good Lord.
    You don’t want to catch shit? Make your twitter/facebook private. Then again that’d hurt about half of Kyle’s material – Philly Sports TMZ.
    I mean, Evan Turner told Harry fucking Mayes to “shut up” via Twitter! lol
    Children, children. Calm the fuck down with dissing the fans via twitter.

  22. @Tara
    Stay the fuck off this site!!! It’s a Disgrace I even have to tell you that

  23. Brittany …. sandwich, STAT!!!!

  24. Sunshine needs to STFU and get a haircut.

  25. Bastardo's Giant Quads

    November 20, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Aaaaaaand now we’re down to THREE people on the team that I like.
    Coleman (for heart, not his talent)
    Please you three. Don’t say anything stupid. I’d like to at least have a couple people to route for…

  26. @ bill….sixers 2? Get off the rock dude…flyers @ 2

  27. shouldn’t he be focusing on the next game and not worrying about tweeting. is he a chick who needs the world to know his feelings all of the time? man up and get off the twitter.

  28. Hey Riley:
    The expression is two cents…dumbass!!!

  29. Who are the Flyers and what sport do they play?

  30. Edward Murphy Fan

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Disgraceful behavior by a soft player

  31. Coleman has already said stupid stuff such as this is the best Eagles defense in history (ignoring the late 80’s and early 2000s apparently) and this weekend saying he and the rest of the Eagles secondary was the best in the NFL. Coleman’s a douchebag who should be cut as well.

  32. Candy from the Oak

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Way to many cunts on this site and not enough in the kitchen. Whores Tara n brittney off the site your fat single dikes

  33. So let me get this straight (and I use that word loosely), anytime ladies come on here and comment, Candy and Lenny flip out, call them whores, cunts, get in the kitchen, etc. I think I’m starting to understand now “guys”.

  34. Candy from the Oak

    November 20, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    @ ozzy and gays too

  35. “Coleman has already said stupid stuff such as this is the best Eagles defense in history (ignoring the late 80’s and early 2000s apparently)”
    And almost every other Eagles defense ever.

  36. candy, how are you free to comment during the noon hour? i thought this time of the day is the busiest hour of your work day. that said, the line must be 4-5 cars deep now! get back to manning those fryers, derelict!

  37. Candy from the Oak

    November 20, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    @ informed did you steal that joke from the 10 year old you blow

  38. Riley should just lay down in the endzone for the rest of the season. It would probably be more productive than having him line up. He makes Spencer Hawes look tough.

  39. Add me to the list of people thinking this is the most unlikable Philly team ever, probably regardless of sport. (I’m hard pressed to think of one more unlikable.)
    And this comment yesterday really opened my eyes to how bad it is – the Eagles are a mere 7 points away (the total difference between winning their 3 games and losing them) from being 0-10!

  40. Guys, I did not put Flyers #2 only because there is no end in sight to the lockout. Flyers are easily #2, pushing #1 when there is hockey being played. Flyers could own this city if they were playing

  41. Actual conversing face to face will become a thing of the past and FB Twitter etc will be the norm.
    Desensitize the masses.
    no need for emotions (UNLESS YOU USE CAPS)

  42. candy is good for the blog

  43. Check out this picture from Kurt Coleman’s recent images on twitter. Penn State Pedo joke? Classy pro athlete right here.!/k4coleman/media/slideshow?

  44. Hey Riley get it out of your system now before you become a faceless special teams player for the rest of your career

  45. @teamozzy- Please trade my brother. We requesting out of Philly!!!!

  46. I’d like to put a cooper in his riley, if you know what i mean. Also, @matt, I’ll be faceless when its in your pants, if you know what i mean…

  47. when what’s in my pants?

  48. oh, your face. i get it, that was poorly worded though.

  49. Soooo…. the fans spend their hard earned money coming and and watching the team play and when the team sucks epic ass, the players turn to Twitter and start taking our their frustrations on the fans? Classy. I can’t remember what it feels like to actually like the players on the Eagles. Shady is just about the only one. Cut everybody else the hell off this team. Blow it up and start over.

  50. Guyz, I be sorrie for mah por play. Da couch iz trin hiz bezt. Lay off!
    Coops iz mah WHITE BRUDDA! Tell em how it iz!

  51. Only thing more annoying than Cooper are these damn banner ads on this site

  52. Phil from Mt. Airy

    November 20, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    “He doesn’t deserve to wear the long hair”
    Mike Miss

  53. Hey candy from the oak..why dont you go make me a fuckin sandwich, just so I can ejaculate my green sludge on it and shove it down your throat with a sword, because you don’t belong on this website. You tell women to get off this site because youre a flagrant, offensive, demonic and disgusting faggot that sucks your dads dick you fuckin gay fag. Back in the kitchen you worthless cunt. Also, what do you do during the day when you’re not blathering on here? I bet you jam thumb tacks in your moms hairy dry cunt and fuck them with your unprecedentedly small boner. Seriously, I troll in between commercial breaks and on commutes you fuckin mongrel, go eat your brown diarrhea…by the way, when I anally penetrate RHEA HUGHES tonight with my galant 14 inch erection, I’m gonna refer to her as you. Then in gonna clip my gnarly, brown, dried out fungus ridden toe nails and feed them to her mixed with a tube of krazy glue. After that I’m going to jerk off because I’ll still have a dick, you worthless infected scrotal wart. Go fuck yourself when you’re done fucking your little brother, fag.

  54. Kurt Coleman Rockit Signtist

    November 20, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I don’t think that’s the real Angelo, you guys…

  55. how do you spell garbage

    November 20, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    Philly is a fuckin mess. The people here don’t even like their sports trams. Losers. I’m glad I live in Delaware.

  56. Candy from the Oak

    November 20, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    @ Angelo keep it short. Nobody reads your post , maybe a glance at best. Try tomorrow Goodnight

  57. My god I can’t wait until the flyers are back. Does Jeff Lurie realize he actually pays these schlubs? Insanity. This team is wretched… and I’m one of those that took the karma train out of Eagle-ville and into football purgatory when they signed Vick. They are getting what they deserve, ultimately. Unfortunately, I’ve had to sit neutral until this train of bullshit actually went through town. At least it is about to end. A fresh start is needed in almost all facets of this team. I do feel really badly for Andy. He did give a lot of good to the town, but he never should have started coaching this year because of last year. Add his son on top, and man, I don’t know how he’s focused or maintained a shred of sanity. Perhaps that’s why the team is where it is, combined with the absolute bullshit attitudes these “players” have. The running back and the water boy are about the only ones that deserve to stay. Can’t wait to see what’s in store…

  58. @candy ahahaahahahaaaa….you fuckin dumb prick. “I 2 dum. I caynt reed moor den a centenze. Waaaahhhhh” . Fuckin dumb bastard

  59. The Eagles fired Rob Zeiger VP of Communications last night, we can assume the next guy’s top unofficial priority is controlling what their moron athletes post on social media

  60. Zeiger from Columbia U

    November 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

    You’re all very mean.

  61. That’s superb, I never pondered Nostradamus in the OR

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