Ryan Howard Sent a Thank You Card to Blogger Who Bought $7.99 Wash Cloth on His Wedding Registry

Kyle Scott —  November 26, 2012 — 17 Comments

Our sick friend Joe Kinsey over at Busted Coverage – your one-stop shop for NSFW Tweets, College GameDay signs, and ladies – discovered a few months ago that Ryan Howard and Krystle Campbell had registries for their upcoming nuptials. So, Kinsey decided to purchase the $125 million slugger a gift– a $7.99 wash cloth, from Bed Bath & Beyond.

Today, he received a thank you from the Big Piece:

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When he sent it, Kinsey included the following message with the gift:

Congratulations to both of you. This washcloth was the best I could do since I’m unemployed (have been for 3 years), but it’s the thought that matters. Go Phillies! 


Also awesome. 

We congratulate Ryan and Krystle on their upcoming wedding and, perhaps more impressively, applaud them for taking the time to write a blogger a thank you card.

Kyle Scott

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17 responses to Ryan Howard Sent a Thank You Card to Blogger Who Bought $7.99 Wash Cloth on His Wedding Registry

  1. I know someone who is going to the wedding.

  2. Another white woman addicted to the black pipe, how’s that feel you white pussies? And she hot, what can you say? Nothin’!!!

  3. @joe, who gives a fuck?

  4. Dennis is a ding-dong

  5. Creepy! Absolutely Creepy!

  6. Candy from the Oak November 26, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    hopefully Howard’s father in law can use it to wipe the tears of shame to the family running down his face

  7. Fuck you Candy

  8. Candy from the Oak November 26, 2012 at 8:14 pm


  9. Candy, maybe his father in law can use some of the dollar bills from the bank account Ryan will now be sharing with his daughter to wipe those tears. That will wipe away shame real quick.

  10. Nose is a nice guy

  11. Candy – your lame act on crossing broad posts is tiring. Go away. Please.

  12. Fuck off Dennis the menace

  13. That note he sent with the wash cloth was McNabbian in it’s passive aggression

  14. Beans from Levittown November 27, 2012 at 1:29 am

    She be clappin n she ain’t usin handz!

  15. Priceless comments as usual everyone. About the letter … nice of the guy to send a gift. A little odd, but nice still. Even cooler that he got a Thank You card.

  16. @Dennis, Bill and TJ..GET LOST! Candy keeps the site visits up. Keep em coming.

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