Scott Paterno is Devastated About Losing Twinkies in His Life

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We haven’t heard from big Scott Paterno in a little while – perhaps because he’s been stocking up for the long winter… perhaps because he’s been defending his father’s good name against a smear campaign launched by a committee of valley gnomes who’ve removed Joe’s name from their Tree of Honor – but we shouldn’t be surprised that, today, Scott Pa resurfaced to weigh in on our national tragedy, Hostess closing its doors:

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I thought about checking out what the responses were to Scott, by clicking on his Tweet, but then I learned that he blocked me on Twitter. Victory, it’s mine.

H/T to (@VometCometCapt)


    He likely live a little longer actually.

  2. Tread lightly… He will accuse you of creating a media frenzy that will result in the lynching of twinkies without due process

  3. Jewish Jay & Catfish Chad

    November 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Wonder if Sandusky ever went hogging & fucked Scott Pa when he was younger

  4. How about letting that family just live in peace. Joe’s dead. Time to let it go.

  5. by twinkies, are you sure he meant the hostess cake? or was he craving an orgy with Jerry Sandusky?

  6. Candy from the Oak

    November 16, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Sandusky will out live Scott Pa

  7. Candy from the Oak

    November 16, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Joe Pa loved watching kids cum into a Twinkie and watch Scott Pa eat it

  8. You're Hypocrites, All Of You

    November 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Hitler’s relatives didn’t get this kind of negative publicity.
    VanillaNova football is nowhere near Penn State, so I don’t understand why you hate them so much.

  9. Anything about obese Scott Pa never gets old

  10. Candy from the Oak

    November 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Kyle, you should invite Scott Pa come to Drinkers for a game and wings

  11. I’m still bitter Scott Pa blocked me from

  12. If Scott Paterno lived in Delco this blog would have daily posts about him…..
    …and I’d be completely okay with that.

  13. TastyKate has just picked up 100% of the Scott Paterno market.

  14. Yo Kyle, why do you get pleasure out of ridiculing a man for defending his father? You are a fucking idiot

  15. Think about it…If you were him wouldn’t you block a no name blogger that will only use his twitter to screengrab and post to his blog? Love the site but you need to take a step back and re-evaluate why you hate this family again..


  17. Not mad… Looking at it from a non-bias perspective. I can see you trashing on Jay pa because he says some stupid shit. But Scott has done nothing wrong but give his father the benefit of the doubt. Gotta say though, lynch mob mentality is definitely a real thing

  18. Candy from the Oak

    November 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    @ shannon off the site babe

  19. oh shit.. didn’t even see we had a broad posting here.
    Shannon – go do some laundry or put on nail polish. Keep the talking to the big boys

  20. The BC chick was right and Scott Pa is a fucking boss, he never gets old.

  21. Crossing Broad Gay Security

    November 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    Shannon please don’t interrupt Candy and 3 Finger Lenny/Tim Sheckler’s gay sex session.

  22. Shannon, don’t listen to scum candy, 3 finger & Tim Shecker.

  23. Suck a dick Happ … you aint hittin no poon
    NO LOVE,
    Beez Nutz

  24. Look at JA Happ playing the morale police card to get laid

  25. Candy from the Oak

    November 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    @ happ you are the gay friend. Off this site n back to sucking dick

  26. Worley's Hot Piece of Ass

    November 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    @ happ…eat my shit

  27. Happ give it up, hoss

  28. @Happ and CB Gay Security (absolutley side splitting name btw), beat it and take your hate elsewhere. Candy and Lenny are single handidly keeping thi site afloat. Keep up the good work fellas.

  29. This blog has really gone downhill. I guess the person who runs it only cares about hits for his site, and not at all that his unmoderated comment threads read like a Skinhead convention.

  30. I suck dick

  31. Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons

    November 17, 2012 at 7:01 am

    W.- beat it, pussy

  32. Thomas E Merschen

    November 17, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Tim Sheckler must go. Dude sucks. A la iron balls

  33. kyle scott's mother

    November 18, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    kyle scott is the worst. just the worst.

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