The Marlins are Trading Their Entire Roster to the Blue Jays

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I guess that whole stockpiling thing didn’t work out so well for the Miami Marlins. According to reports from Ken Rosenthal and Jon Morosi, they are sending just about their entire team to Toronto in exchange for slop.

Here’s what’s known so far: Josh Johnson, Mark Buerhle, Jose Reyes, John Buck and Emilio Bonifacio, or some combination thereof, are heading to Canada. Coming the Marlins’ way? Yunel Escobar, Adeiny Hechavarria, Henderson Alvarez and Justin Nicolino.

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This is not completed yet, and Bud Selig may be hard pressed not to nix this nonsense, but these are the reports. What a wonderful day for Canada, and therefore, of course, the world.


  1. Can’t complain…. 18 free game next year

  2. There’s no Canada like French Canada…

  3. Thanks, I jumped for a South Park clip. I know you internet mongers treat page views as crack and will do just about anything you can to get them, but give me a fucking break with this bullshit.

  4. Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper

    November 13, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    I can’t stop jerking off

  5. 18 free games next year is a great point.

  6. Andy (San Diego)

    November 13, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    Shane Victorino is so going to sign with the Marlins now.

  7. Someone tweet back to Stanton – philly is always open to having him here. He could smack 80 HRs in our park.

  8. Phil’s should try & steal that spic Stanton from the marlins

  9. In a word—-DAMN!!!
    Talk about running up the white flag! The Marlins should be contracted as that team has effectively been gutted in the absolute worst kind of way. That fancy new park will look like a ghost town in 2013 after what went down tonight.
    Meanwhile, to hell with Josh Hamilton, Ruben should set his sights on Stanton who’s younger, just as powerful and doesn’t have a fraction of the baggage Hamilton has.

  10. This makes me feel pathetic as a phillies fan. The marlins are by far away the worst organization ever, they’ve been around for 20 years and this fucking team has as many titles as the Phillies. I’m disgusted right now!!

  11. Anybody except Hamels & Chooch for Stanton

  12. Stanton looks like bruno mars

  13. Novasux – I was thinking the same thing!
    I also agree that I’d love to see Stanton here if he wants out of FL.

  14. Guess the Marlins need a shortstop now. Enjoy Miami J-Roll … :)

  15. I wish MLB would just fucking contract some teams already. Greedy fucks.

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