Chip Kelly Stepped Off a Private Jet and was Handed a Visor

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This may be one of my favorite photos ever. Just the boys – (from left to right) Chip Kelly, Howie Roseman and Don Smolenski – struttin’ the tarmac at Northeast Airport. Cessna Citation X twin-jet. Blue jeans. And an Eagles visor, given to Kelly upon his arrival by Roseman and Smolenski. Apparently, Kelly breaks out in hives if he goes more than few hours without wearing one.

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An Eagles PR person directed Kelly over toward awaiting fans and media (well played). Kelly said that he received a text aboard the plane that he was being tracked like Santa Claus (wonder who they could have been talking about). He added: “… which was flattering until I remembered the Philly fans booed Santa Claus.”

Ah yes, there it is. We’ll give him a mulligan– he’s new here.

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  1. I hope this ends well.

  2. Slammin Gretzky's Daughter

    January 16, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    Wow Howie actually sealed the deal this time huh? Must’ve called Pat the Bat for some tips.

  3. Does Howie really walk like that? Looks like a zombie or mummy or something.

  4. This is the greatest night in the history of the Philadelphia Eagles.

  5. who is that blonde? that’s all that matters

  6. um that’s colleen wolfe.

  7. Chance-VP of the GnA Falcons

    January 17, 2013 at 6:24 am

    Heard Jeff was staring at chip for hours while he slept last night

  8. how the f did gonzo get colleen wolfe?? smh

  9. Concerned News Watcher

    January 17, 2013 at 7:43 am


  10. Colleen Wolfe is the ugliest piece of shit in the history of cunt. She’s fucking garbage and she wouldn’t even be able to handle my pathetic, stringy, red, enflamed 1 inch erection. RHEA HUGHES has nicer tits, teeth, foreheads, and asshole than this Colleen Wolfe dog shit. I saw a picture of her and immediately wanted to fuckin kill myself. Luckily for all you puke faggots out there, I only carved a swastika into my genitals. Fuck Colleen Wolfe and fuck chip Kelly. He’s fatter than Andy and more stupid. This team is going to go 0-16 and chip Kelly is going to be too busy fingering his slimy, green, pus ridden, pulsating, shit stained asshole. And that fuckin Jew Lurie is gonna give him 60 million dollars to do so each year. Fuck this trash. I’d rather watch the cowboys so I can at least pretend I’m eating out <3Tony Romos<3 wet cunt.

  11. I hope his offense works long enough to get us a ring. I doubt it will.

  12. I’ll give you a red ring around your shaft Matt.

  13. A Huge Wingbowl Fan

    January 17, 2013 at 8:16 am

    Chip should go to the Wingbowl

  14. Another fat guy huh? Oh well. With a name like Kelly he probably drinks too! I just hope he is better than Buddy Ryan.

  15. Have to bring up Santa Claus on day 1. Good sign.

  16. he doesnt need the mulligan, the santa clause line was a good line.

  17. Nothing wrong with the Santa Claus line, it was funny. I’m excited to see what his brilliant offensive mind can bring to the NFL. I believe he is smart enough to know he will have to adjust and cannot bring that gimmick offense into the NFL as a full-time scheme.

  18. Collen Wolfe would be good looking if she didn’t have that awful nosejob…and she had a personality. And her husband wasn’t the biggest douchebag in Philly.

  19. Kelly and Vick are attached at the hip. So, he and the Eagles will fail.
    Kelly’s a two faced liar any way, screw him.

  20. @DT…i could overlook the awful nosejob and personality, but yeah, the gonzo thing is a dealbreaker.

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