LeSean McCoy Issues Statement, Says His Account Wasn’t Hacked

Through a publicist who incorrectly punctuated both his client’s first and last name in an email, LeSean McCoy, whose name is correctly auto-completed by even my iPad as I write this, issued the following statement, presumably written by said publicist, about his baby mama drama:

In light of the recent events that played out over Twitter this past weekend, I would like to express how deeply sorry and remorseful I am to my family, the Philadelphia Eagles, my fans, and every young person who views me as a role model. This is not who I am as a person, nor the image I ever wanted to portray of myself. It’s definitely not the example I want to set for my son.

My Twitter account was not hacked. I take full responsibility and I apologize for trying to make it seem like it was not me. Due to my bad judgment and frustration, I allowed a very personal matter to be played out on a social network, of all things. It was immature and unprofessional for me to do so and to encourage others to join in.

As a parent , emotions are often magnified when there are stressful and emotional situations concerning them.I take great pride in being a good father and strive to one day be a great one. I’ve always done everything in my means to provide for my son financially, emotionally, and most importantly with my time and heart. I am sick over the fact that my actions have caused pain to him and all involved. I have decided to handle this matter privately from here on out and I thank everyone for their continued support.

Sadly, no mention of the dick doctor.

McCoy’s publicist tells me that McCoy will, in time, reactivate his Twitter account.


  1. college education

    January 28, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    After reading his tweets, that statement seemed to be very well written and grammatically correct. I Wonder how much LeSean helped with writing this statement.

  2. Candy from the Oak

    January 28, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    he needs a ghost writer

  3. More like he needs a ghost tweeter

  4. You care enough to post a comment

  5. Frank Gallagher

    January 28, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    I sent a dick picture to a female while very intoxicated. I said my phone was hacked & she bought it. Good feeling

  6. The Ex Eagles Fans

    January 28, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    i can’t believe you were on the radio talking about the pitfalls of social media when your whole “Career” and “fame” is based off of social media. you are so full of shit you may explode from constipation.

  7. I heard you, Kyle. I was laughing my ass off at Al Morganti worrying about how hard it could be to tell if an athlete is telling the truth about getting hacked or not. Hey Al, here’s a clue: if an athlete says he was hacked, that’s how you can tell he’s lying.

  8. Ronnie the limo driver

    January 28, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    McCoy is a sexual Deviant

  9. yea kyle. you’re a fag.

  10. why can’t we comment on your WIP post? you scared?

  11. Ed rendell's goon squad

    January 28, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    They should be on Maury Povich with this dumb shit.

  12. Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons

    January 28, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    McCoy loves hookers

  13. A Huge Wingbowl Fan

    January 28, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    Post some Wingbowl stuff!!!! Who cares about this moron McCoy .

  14. Worley's Hot Piece of Ass

    January 29, 2013 at 9:03 am

    After seeing how McCoy’s baby momma writes, she should become a publicist. I would love to hear her issue statements on behalf of dumb asses who fuck up.

  15. Kyle, hire McCoy’s baby mama ASAP. She would probably write more readable and interesting shit on this site in one day than you do in one year.

  16. His babymama has probably gotten 100 offers from monkey pornographers already

  17. Who….the….fuck….cares.

  18. Hey Shady, “sometimes ya just gotta let a ho be a ho.”

  19. Kind of odd how many people take the time to comment how they do not like Kyle’s posts…..just dont read it then, move on…
    This shit is funny thats all.

  20. your 15 minutes are up

    January 29, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    I follow a bunch of assholes on Twitter – when they post some really stupid shit, I repost on my blog – then I get interviewed on radio
    I’m really talented

  21. Although the McCoy name was probably assigned to one of his ancestors, good to see the irish curse rubbed off and slapped him with a leprechaun dick.

  22. I don’t htink ex eagles fan knows what pitfalls means. kyle making his career on social media would, in fact, make him uniquely qualified to comment on how it can be misused.

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