Ben Revere Can’t Wait to Get That Good Philly Cheesecake

Kyle Scott —  March 27, 2013 — 23 Comments

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Ben Revere needs help. 

First he went to Chickie’s and Pete’s for a Philly – chicken - cheesesteak.

Now he wants to get his hands on one of them Philly cheesecakes

C. For cake.

Oh no.

Speaking to Doug Glanville during the Phillies-Tigers game on ESPN today, this happened: 

Glanville: What are you most looking forward to getting to Philadelphia?

Revere: I guess the cheesecake. I didn’t really have the great cheesecake my first attempt up there. I had a couple of Philly fans get on me about that.

Glanville: They’re going to get on you because it’s a steak, cheesesteak.They’re gonna jump on you for the cake part. But no, that’s exciting, though.

 

Here, I’m going to give some advice to marketers for the original Philly cheesesteak joints: BRING BEN REVERE IN THIS WEEKEND, WITH TV CAMERAS, AND GIVE HIM THE FATTEST, JUICIEST, WHIZ-WITIEST CHEESESTEAK YOU CAN SLAP TOGETHER AND MAKE HIM EAT IT LIKE A CHAMP AND DRIP JUICES ALL OVER HIS SHIRT. 

And then give him another one.

Spring Training, literally, can't end soon enough.

Video after the jump.

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23 responses to Ben Revere Can’t Wait to Get That Good Philly Cheesecake

  1. As soon as I heard this I knew it would be put on blast on here.

  2. He should go to Steve’s prince of streaks in center city. I had 1 today for lunch & um um ummmm it was so good

  3. Catch a damned pass March 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    Meszaros is out for anyone wondering.
    I support Geno’s racism.

  4. Angelo Cataldi March 27, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    Kykle Snott, you are a flagrant homosexual and I hope you’re knee cap shatters

  5. Wish It Was Still 2008 March 27, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    Thank God baseball is back because I can’t stand this fucking website any other time of the year.

  6. not a fan of the marquee cheesesteak places, i.e. geno’s, pat’s, tony luke’s, steve’s prince of steaks, etc. i have always contended that you can find some of the best cheesesteaks within some local pizza joints. however, if i had to choose among the big guys, i would choose jim’s because i am with andrew in that the steak should be chopped up.

  7. You all still eat red meat?

  8. I don’t know, philly does have some good cheesecake too!

  9. Claymont steak shop

  10. Rhea Hughes’ Veal Cutlets March 27, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    First of all, Chickie’s & Pete’s food is horrid. Those fuhkaktah “crab fries” test my gag reflex.
    Second, note Kyle’s Grade A dog whistle racism (as usual). “Whiz-wittiest???” Typical.
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.

  11. Chicken and Pete’s serves the finest horseflesh in Philly…Even better than anything you can find at pats or genos…Their crab fries are actually constructed out of RHEA HUGHES’ own vaginal discharge and hardened rubbery diarrhea…if you want t make a burrito out of any of their fine items, you need only pay an extra 40 dollars and it’ll be wrapped in a used baby diaper!!!

  12. delete this above post ^ kyle. You don’t allow people to bash your advertisers.

  13. See If You Don’t Delete This March 27, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    Tried to post earlier but Kyle Scott deletes them because he’s a pussy. Flyers get blown out last night and Kyle wouldn’t say a bad thing about it if you paid him. But if the Sixers lose in a heartbreaker they are the worst team in the history of sports.
    This blog sucks and so do you Kyle, let me give everyone a rundown of the next couple days on CB.
    Friday: The Sixers Suck.
    Saturday: Andrew Bynum Sucks.
    Sunday: Someone better than me (Kyle Scott) is a tool.
    Monday: Look at me (Kyle Scott) i’m on TV
    Tuesday: Sixers Suck.
    We get it, you suck the Flyers dick, you bias fag.

  14. Maybe he likes to eat some cheesecake after his cheese steak like mommy does kids… Wink wink…

  15. Kyle’s Grammar March 28, 2013 at 8:25 am

    I had such high hopes for you after you seemed to be able to grasp the meaning and proper usage of the word “literally”. What happened, Kyle? You were doing so well and now I see this. I’m not even angry anymore, just disappointed.

  16. “Whiz-wittiest” is now considered racist? What? How?! Also, debating about the best cheesesteak in Philly is stupid. Food is based on preference and different tastes and none of us share the same so everyone will find different bests. I’m from Philadelphia and I hate the “true philadelphians” who claim the big name places aren’t that good because they are only good to tourists. I have tried several local pizza shops in North, South and West Philadelphia (University City) and almost none can compare to the ingredients the big names use.

  17. Angelo Cataldi March 28, 2013 at 9:49 am

    Hey Rick…suck my pathetic 1 inch boner and choke on the std riddled cum you faggot. After that how about you rectally absorb chickie and feets cunt fried (made from real labia!) rectally because that’s where their disgusting sludge they call food belongs you pathetic pile of trash.
    Hey Shawn…why don’t you go flush you and your liberal sensibilities down the toilet you socialist scum bag. Pats and genos sucks and the only good cheese steaks are the ones you get from some Mexican grasshopper behind a dumpster full of rotted fish heads in the Italian market you stupid whiny liberal puke. Go take your queer and inferior cheese steak emotions to San Fransisico where you and al gore and john Kerry can all get caviar, Munster cheese, horseradish mayo and whatever other liberal swill you want on your pathetic excuse for a cheese steak. Me? I like my genos steak drenched in the sweat of some slimey wetback making 5 bucks an hour and caked in RHEA HUGHES dirty vaginal discharge and green diarrhea.

  18. That is just weird

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  21. The best cheesesteak in the city is Chink’s, without a doubt. Pats and Genos suck, Jim’s is fucking horrible, Campo’s charges almost $10 for about half the meat you get at fucking Wawa for fucks sake.

    It might be called Joe’s now, but CHINKS FUCKING RULES.

    That is all.

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