Opening Day, Monday

Kyle Scott —  March 28, 2013 — 7 Comments

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The Atlanta Braves are preparing for Opening Day against the Phillies by spray painting a giant penis on the field. Make sure to work the tip, guys.

Jerk off the ball.

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7 responses to Opening Day, Monday

  1. mm hmmm girl, i’ll work the tip.

  2. Looks like the Braves axe logo stencil to me

  3. No you’re blind. Definitely a blue penis.

  4. Wish It Was Still 2008 March 28, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    Penises on baseball fields.
    Making fun of the Braves.
    THIS IS WHAT I MISS ABOUT CROSSING BROAD.

  5. Yes, that’s mine.

  6. Really Dr. Manhattan? Hit me up!

  7. Pride of Delco March 28, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    Look at that shitty Lucy’s advertisement >>>>>>>>>
    Is Miller High Life the new hipster beer? What happened to Papst Blue Ribbon?

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