Fat Man Cometh

Kyle Scott —  April 30, 2013 — 5 Comments

The Phillies have activated fat man Delmon Young. He hates Jews and will replace Ezequiel Carrera, who was DFA’ed today.

We look forward to more of Young’s stories:

“I didn’t like cleaning up dog poop. It was a dog park and people don’t clean up after their dogs sometimes and we’re left to. A lot of times I just stared at it because it was too soupy.”

Delmon Young’s fat clause.

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5 responses to Fat Man Cometh

  1. Oh, ha. I thought you were writing a post about me…

  2. negative much? wtf…

  3. Dr. Stinkynuts April 30, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    shucks. I was really hoping he’d have made it back for 4/20 (you know who’s birthday)

  4. Is there an update on the Fat Man Clause?

  5. ThePhillyFlash April 30, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    No surprise Delmon was activated today, what with the Phils in Cleveland. Looks like he’ll be in the lineup as the DH.

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