Fresh off Tiger Woods‘ victory at the Players Championship the pro golfer and gal pal Lindsey Vonn stripped down to their beachwear for some down time on Woods’ luxurious yacht in Palm Beach. Fla. Tuesday.
Is there a bigger dichotomy between the way a guy looks with his shirt and without? With, Woods* is the perfect upside-down triangle with functional bunk, but not too much to be weird or meatheadish. Without, it’s an egg hanging on a meat hook. I was expecting Old Spice guy and instead got John Chaney meets National Geographic nudity (but it’s cool because it’s not pornographic and tells a story about tribes’ people). The image is… jarring.
*I refuse to shown the picture of Lindsey Vonn because she’s a man.