Can We Talk About Tiger Woods’ Nipples?

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From the NY Daily News:

Fresh off Tiger Woods‘ victory at the Players Championship the pro golfer and gal pal Lindsey Vonn stripped down to their beachwear for some down time on Woods’ luxurious yacht in Palm Beach. Fla. Tuesday.

Is there a bigger dichotomy between the way a guy looks with his shirt and without? With, Woods* is the perfect upside-down triangle with functional bunk, but not too much to be weird or meatheadish. Without, it’s an egg hanging on a meat hook. I was expecting Old Spice guy and instead got John Chaney meets National Geographic nudity (but it’s cool because it’s not pornographic and tells a story about tribes’ people). The image is… jarring.

*I refuse to shown the picture of Lindsey Vonn because she’s a man.

8 Comments

  1. This is hilarious. I’m glad you’ve recently started caring about this blog again

  2. I second that Lindsay Vonn is a man comment

  3. ThePhillyFlash

    May 16, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    Hmm! Definitely an A-cup. If Lindsay is the man of the house, perhaps Eldrick wears the bras. Just saying.

  4. Gotta Do a Better Job

    May 16, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    For once, I think I’d rather see another post about Ryan Lochte, or one of your race-baiting gems.

  5. Man Spanks, that’s why he always looks decent with a shirt on. Def something helping hold things together under those polos.

  6. He went off the juice so his titties deflated. he’s got game this year, mother fucker is tearing it up.

  7. Well he was race-baiting… talking about the black guy being part of a tribe on a National Geographic special… that is fucking disgusting first of all, you racist prick.

    Additionally, Lindsey Vonn looks like a man? Kyle, your girl cheats on you relentlessly. I saw her in Old City and she was acting pretty rowdy while grinding on a black guy and leaving with him. Shit was weird.

    Don’t throw stones when you live in a glass house, pussy.

  8. KYle fucks everything up.... Again

    May 18, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    Kyle, you know me as one of your harshest critics on here in the few times I have deigned to comment on your posts around here, but I second Blasian’s comment. While there are definitely days where this blog sucks a fat hog (specifically Ryan Lochte’s dick), lately you have been on top of your game. Kudos, keep up the good work, and I’ll have to change my sweet name to something else. And don’t get used to me kissin ass. It wont happen again for a very, VERY long time, if ever

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