Who’s That Douche?

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Who did this:

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The answer is after the jump.










Multiple douches today: Dias Kadyrbayev, Azamat Tazhayakov and Robel Phillipos, the three guys arrested today for lying to FBI and getting rid of Jafar’s backpack and laptop.

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Two of them to the left of Tsarnaev (headphones)


Two classmates and a friend of Boston Marathon bomb suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev have been jailed on charges they tried to throw investigators off their friend’s trail, federal prosecutors announced Wednesday.

Boston police announced the arrests Wednesday morning, adding that there was “no threat to the public.” The classmates, Azamat Tazhayakov and Dias Kadyrbayev, are both from Kazakhstan. They were already in federal custody on immigration charges, their lawyers told CNN.

The third suspect, Robel Phillipos, is a U.S. citizen. Tazhayakov and Kadyrbayev are charged with obstruction of justice, while Phillipos is charged with lying to federal agents probing the bombing, according to court papers.

You can read the entire complaint here. You may never find more stupid people on this earth.


  1. Talbot's Fucking Penis

    May 1, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    Borat needs to keep his boys in check.

  2. What’s up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We’re looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos

  3. Kyle,
    When are you going to get rid of the script that dims images on the page when moused-over?? Frigging annoying.

    Trying to read the text (image) and using mouse scroll, kept dimming the damn image

    • Kyle Scott

      May 1, 2013 at 4:36 pm

      I like the dimming and it’s here to stay. Move your mouse?

      • The dimming is the WORST.

      • Facist asshole. Move to the USSR you fucking kyke.

      • What is its purpose?
        I dont know of any other site that does this….

        The added problem I have is that I am a software developer, and to read long lines of code my monitors are portrait… so there is no margin left over. So I use mouse wheel to scroll and the damn images flutter.

  4. Why so much redaction if you’re going to link to the real document anyway?

  5. Ricky Jordan

    May 1, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    Ben Revere

  6. Fuck George Steinbrenner

    May 1, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    Those assholes would be friends with dumbass Asian Yankee fans.

  7. of course, they’ll get some time knocked off when they cooperate with authorities and give up some info and intel on jerkoff tsranaev. still, enjoy the slammer for 3-5 years. that’s what you get when you choose friendship over civic responsibility.

  8. @kingofbluebell

    May 2, 2013 at 12:30 am

    Is that first photo of Joran Van der Sloot?

    • Jimmy Russell

      May 2, 2013 at 2:23 pm

      Scumbag Steve, but a fine guess by you.

      Saddest part in all of this besides the 3 people that died was that the cops couldn’t find the kid after shutting down an entire neighborhood. The real boss is the guy that found him in 2 minutes after soviet martial law was lifted.

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