Jayson Werth Has CSN Mic Shoved in Face, Cries About it, Walks Away

Kyle Scott —  July 11, 2013 — 55 Comments

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Jayson Werth, in what appeared to be a very small post-game scrum after his Nats lost to the Phillies, 3-1, was unhappy with the presence of a mic – a device often used to capture audio – positioned too close to his face. The mic was being held be a 20-year-old intern. Werth being Werth:

“Will you get that thing out of my face? [stares] Yeah, I’m good.” [walks away]

Not that good, Jayson. The Phils took three of four.

The video, via CSN, is after the jump.

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55 responses to Jayson Werth Has CSN Mic Shoved in Face, Cries About it, Walks Away

  1. what a bad natitude

  2. NATITUDE BITCHES

  3. “I guess he’ll have to cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow.” (Mike Myers’ Dad in “So I Married An Ax Murderer”)

    Even with $126 million, he just seem so sad, doesn’t he? The beard can’t even hide the sad face.

  4. Delino DeShields July 12, 2013 at 12:11 am

    Werth needs some Prozac with that kind of depressing natitude

  5. RBIs Win Games July 12, 2013 at 12:19 am

    Good for Jayson! He’s hitting like .297 (.327/.412/.541 over the last 30 days, not counting 2 for 4 tonight.) What is he supposed to say, my teammates are letting me down? He would never say that. He will be the Nats manager one of these days, I sincerely hope.

    • Illiterate fucks. July 12, 2013 at 7:26 am

      It’s called an RBI (RUNS batted in). It is already plural. Stop putting a fucking s at the end.

      • When acronyms become words they get treated like words. How many TVs do you have? TV is acronym for television that has become a word in itself, so when there’s more than one it gets pluralized.

        • You’re right, Mike, and you may remember several years ago ESPN tried to change it to the singular on Sportscenter. They would say a player had three “RBI”.
          But it sounded so silly that they changed it back to “RBIs” a short time later. It is definitely a part of our vernacular.

        • pwned

        • Crossing Broad Broad July 13, 2013 at 6:32 pm

          Agreed, Mike! Just like POW(s). It`s common to do that with acronyms and NOT necessarily grammatically incorrect. Real grammar police are aware that things become common in a language and because of that are accepted as a part of the language. Grammar police like Illiterate fucks are no different than those wanna be cops at the town parade…no gun and no respect.

          And many sites do list RBI as “run batted in.” What if a player only had one RBI? You wouldn’t say, “one runs batted in”…or maybe you would!

      • Bryce Harper is a God July 12, 2013 at 8:33 am

        Loser grammar police nerd

        • Illiterate Fucks July 12, 2013 at 8:44 am

          Actually the plural of television is televisions. And just because people are to dumb and lazy to speak eloquently doesn’t make it right. I don’t expect anyone less from the uneducated Philly area. And as far as ESPN goes. The garbage and only produce things for the uneducated masses. It doesn’t matter if their reporting is correct or accurate, as long as the uneducated American masses tune in. Enjoy your sub standard lexicon trash.

          • Illiterate Fucks July 12, 2013 at 8:45 am

            Anything*

          • Call me when you actually hear an analyst say, “He has 56 RBI on the season”…jackass.

          • “And as far as ESPN goes.”

            If you’re going to police grammar, you should also learn to speak in complete sentences. That’s barely even a fragment.

          • Illiterate Fucks July 12, 2013 at 9:36 am

            Actually most true analyst’s say RBI. Do you ever watch MLB network, you know, the channel with actual baseball players and intelligent analyst’s. How about Bob Costas? He is the best analyst in all of sports, he says it the right way. Once again, just because the drivel you watch uses incorrect grammar, doesn’t make it right. Everyone in Philly says you’s, but that is just because the average Philadelphia citizen is a moron.

          • Stop trolling. Your grammar is trash and you’re full of shit.

          • Franzke says RBI all the time, but i still think it sounds weird….RBI’s def sounds better. also on a side note WHO GIVES A FUCK

          • Substandard is one word not two

          • According to Pearson Education Inc. (http://wps.ablongman.com/long_faigley_penguinhb_1/7/1977/506336.cw/)

            You pluralize an acronym as if it was its own separate word.

            Do some research you pretentious fuck.

      • Wait. You’re yelling at him to not put an S at the end because it’s already runs, yet you call it “an RBI”… “an runs batted in”… well done sir.

  6. Werth looks like he drinks pbr

  7. Lafferty, Daniel July 12, 2013 at 1:51 am

    He’s still awesome.

  8. Hunter Pence’s knee-high socks July 12, 2013 at 2:40 am

    “…Let’s go eat!”

  9. ThePhillyFlash July 12, 2013 at 6:30 am

    Look up cretin in your dictionary and you’ll see a picture of ol’ Jase! Gotta love that gNatitude!

  10. It’s crazy how much I can’t stand that dude now…but in 2008. 2009 he was literally one of my favorite players…

    Money has filled him with douche.

  11. RBIs RBIs RBIs RBIs RBIs RBIs RBIs RBIs RBIs July 12, 2013 at 8:58 am

    (sits back and waits for grammar polices head to explode)

  12. Seriously? This much argument over RBI vs RBIs? Let’s focus on the important stuff, like, the Phillies just took the sseries from the nats :-)

  13. I can’t blame Jayson for being grumpy….if I’d missed sharknado, I would have been in a shitty mood too….

    • you win the goddamn. you definitely don’t have to get tara reid drunk. or lubed. she always looks so goddamn greasy

      • goddamn internet* i lose. what do you expect? i got no goddamn thumbs and siri doesn’t fucking listen too good -1

  14. Chris Wheeler’s CB Commentary July 12, 2013 at 9:40 am

    Oh boy, that guy is like a white Bynum. I’ve been around this game for a long time and let me tell you.

  15. Celeste, do your nipples get chafed when you get plowed from behind?

  16. Marcus Vick #5 July 12, 2013 at 10:21 am

    yo I RBI’d my gurl last night thas right I *R*ubbed my *B*alls *I*n her face LOL gawna put that shit on vyne what lemme hold fi hunnert? Mike if u reeding this we out of Funyuns.

  17. Delmon Young’s Eating Disorder July 12, 2013 at 10:31 am

    Illiterate Fucks definitely votes Democrat… and still get’s spanked by mommy for putting his elbows on the table during dinner.

  18. Here’s a way around those awful surveys. Click the “comments” link of the top article. Then click the “home” link. The surveys will disappear.

    • Yeah, so two clicks, and three page loads, instead of one click. Good idea.

      • yea because 3 clicks by the same person equals more money than 1 click just like a person who reads 3 pages of the newspaper equals more money than a person who reads 1 page

      • what i’m sure Freddy is getting at, is that not everyone wants to click on a link or a survey that they don’t personally know and trust. most times, when a survey comes up on a site i’m not familiar with, i’ll just move on to a different site. just an fyi. i’ve been coming here for a while on CB, and the first few times i saw that new survey thing you recently put on, i just closed the tab and went to CBSsportsline instead. i stayed for the “Ms CB loves the big black cock’ comments.

        • Exactly. The surveys are annoying and irrelevent. But Kyle will swear that they are a huge success because he polled his wife, his mom, and his third cousin.

          • INTARNET POLICE July 12, 2013 at 11:24 am

            Are you the same troll posting over and over usually about the 700 level or complaining about surveys but at the sqame time giving CB page views? If so, kudos great job

  19. Wonder if you can still smell Jen Utley on that beard. Also, when they survey comes up, I too move on. Go back to making people register to comment. That worked well..

  20. Werth knows how to troll Philly media & fans to perfection. He’s always been like this. Guess it’s just not as cute/cool when he plays for the opponent huh Philly?

    Dude’s team is on a losing streak, sorry he isn’t all sunshine and farts and begging to talk to the Philly media.

  21. Philliephungurl July 13, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Jayson needs to shower. He looks like he smells bad.

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