Ryan Howard Needs Knee Surgery, Out 6-8 Weeks

Sadly, it might be time to break out the Rascal again.

Ryan Howard has a torn meniscus in his left knee and will need surgery. He’ll be out 6-8 weeks.

The Phillies’ are dying a slow and horrible death.

25 Comments

  1. Best news all season. Fat Fuck Nose was killing them

  2. Crucify Wheels

    July 8, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    Just in time for Darin Ruf’s 27th birthday. Happy birthday D-Ruf! Congrats on making the majors before you turned 30 big guy!

  3. Somewhere Marcus Haye’s is still saying Utley’s contract is worse.

  4. Bring back Jim thome

  5. Candy from the Oak

    July 8, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    More time spent nose fucking his fat white daddy disappointing wife

  6. This is bigger than his meniscus – they will repair it thinking thats the answer – and nothing will change. It’s the next step in his cycle of piss poor biomechanics – torn achilles – rely on knee – knee goes – rely on hip – hip/low back goes next. It’s a shame but that’s what the progression is. Clear as day if you know what you’re looking at.

    • S/P Meniscectomy/ACL Allograft/MCL/PCL Strain

      July 9, 2013 at 12:22 pm

      Funny, I tore up my right knee, had surgery with art bartolozzi in philly, and was back on the wrestling mat in a few months. besides the fact that it’s totally gay, i show no ill effects with regard to my hips or my back or even my other knee, sooooo i don’t know what the fuss is all about. you trying to get Ryno on Workers’ Comp??

  7. JD Durbin a/k/a "The Durbinator"

    July 8, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    I can see Ryan Howard’s half Caucassian son looking out the window masturbating to his stepmom sunbathing

  8. ThePhillyFlash

    July 8, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    A maximum eight week post-surgery stint would mean Howard’s out until mid-September, and that’s if nothing else goes wrong. Screw it, might as well keep him out for the rest of the season which has been a lost cause since May.

  9. thereisnorule6

    July 8, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    Phils still win the division.

  10. Good! Let the big guy heal up properly!

    And let’s see what Ruf can do!

  11. Can we talk about the idiotic picks Wright just made for the NL HR Derby team?

    • It’s hard to judge because we don’t know what guys refused to participate. The home run contest is getting like the slam dunk contest. The divas don’t want to do it.
      And some guys hit bombs in batting practice but don’t hit many in actually games. Apparently Ichiro Suzuki hits one bomb after another in batting practice but he doesn’t hit many in games. I read that in Seattle, Ichiro would consistently beat Griffey, Jr. in home run contests they had in batting practice.

      • ThePhillyFlash

        July 8, 2013 at 7:32 pm

        Apparently, Wheels agrees with you. He spent a good five minutes during the bottom of the first yammering about how some players are batting practice titans but can’t hit homers for shit in the actual games.

  12. philly.com is saying 8-10 weeks. He will probably be out the rest of the year; why not?

  13. Well..there goes ma job

  14. Things are finally looking up. The guy can barely hit, can’t field, can’t throw and can’t run.

    This is a blessing.

  15. Yo if u need someone to dirve u arond for a few munths hit me up RyHo, I need a fukking job man Mike is mad again for cause I ate his Chetos =o(

  16. Funny, because we play much more like a team when he is not in the lineup. Do we still have to pay him when he is relaxing with his feet up in his Florida mansion??

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