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The unplugged treadmill looks like it got a lot of use

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Nesting dolls. YES! Nesting dolls! And the Kremlin

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A space theme, it is

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Is that the Kremlin above his bed and a tripod in the corner? My God Russian porn is AWESOME

You can see the full gallery here.

H/T to Joe and Brianna

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Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He works sans pants.

33 Comments

  • Assou-Ekotto August 15, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Have the “In Soviet Russia…” jokes EVER landed? Come on dude, just stop.Report

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  • Paul Mazzochetti August 15, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    & he is paying a lousy 2.5% coop commission!! all that money..cheap ass!Report

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  • Paul Mazzochetti August 15, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    $69K a year in taxes!!!!Report

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  • Crossing Broad Memes August 15, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Criticizes other writers for nonsense and irrelevant fluff pieces. “Writes” a post solely about a rich guy owning a big house. Hard hitting stuff.Report

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  • Candy from the Oak August 15, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    G should buy it, imagine all the gay sex parties he would have and his Hitler art would look on those wallsReport

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  • The Truth August 15, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    Actually dig the house.Report

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  • CJ August 15, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    I drive by this place all the time cause I live close by – it’s gorgeous but the taxes are crazy. It’s right across the street from Danny B’s place. Pretty sure he’d be the best neighbor ever (the few weeks a year that he’ll actually be around, that is).Report

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  • AL Tru August 15, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    HUMONGOUS Property.

    Biggest joke was in the 90s they printed bumper stickers:

    ” London….Paris….Rome…Haddonfield”

    Snobs.Report

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  • JD August 15, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Outside = Beautiful.

    Inside = Barf.

    Money can’t buy taste I suppose.Report

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  • MI-CK-EY-MOR-AN-DI-NI August 15, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    3.9 million and I still have a drop ceiling in the basement? Pass.Report

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  • Jeremy August 15, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    No doubt JD, that place looks really stale inside.Report

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  • Ugh August 15, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    Tough day today kyle….two posts….one about soccer and the other about bryz house being for saleReport

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  • Bryz August 15, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    He bought the house from the CEO of EP Henry, who’s a billionaire and lived directly across the street from Briere.Report

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  • Abe Lincoln August 15, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    I want to know if his dogs come along with the property.Report

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  • ThePhillyFlash August 15, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Right after I win the Powerball Saturday night, that humongous crib is ALL MINE!!Report

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  • Maxie August 15, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    What a monstrosity! Money does not buy good taste that is for sure.Report

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  • tone August 15, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    Ugliest multi-million dollar house I’ve ever seen. What a waste.Report

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  • Jack August 15, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    This is stupid, irrelevant, childish, and borderline stalkerish. Wouldnt mind senseless stuff like this from this site if you didnt sit on a high horse and judge other media outlets and writers for things that are far less silly and retarded as this.Report

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  • Marc August 15, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    If im not mistaken This is the SAME EXACT house you said was prongers last yearReport

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  • Joe Mac August 15, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    Wrong, Marc. Pronger lived on Hinchman Ave. about a block from Bryz. Bryz lived on the corner of Hinchman and Loucroft.Report

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  • Cheese Eskin August 15, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    Does anyone care about this house, it’s pictures or your horrible Russian impression?? Nyet, Nyet & NYET!!! Not impressive, bozo. Write about a real story.Report

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  • Jon Kruk's Other Nut August 15, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    Wow, that outdoor-facade atrium is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I hope Bryz bought it that way. I assume that he did – they don’t grow anally inclined interior designers like that in Russia, I don’t think.Report

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  • AL Tru August 16, 2013 at 5:24 am

    Go up to Newport, Rhode Island. Old money real mansions.
    Iron gates 40 feet high. dining rooms the size of high school auditoriums.

    and no, I’m not from “Township” whatever the fuck that means.Report

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  • Dan August 16, 2013 at 7:08 am

    Why is there what looks to be like a tripod and camera in the master bedroom? Freak RussiansReport

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  • Puck Duckin Bryz August 16, 2013 at 8:27 am

    You should buy this a house! It is very nice! Haddonfield is a far enough away from dirty city of Philadelphia where all the chocolate faces at on the welfare. High five!

    Stalin is good. Very nice!!!Report

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  • Jjhfield August 18, 2013 at 1:29 am

    It’s hillarious that on every “haddonfield” related post
    Non-haddonfielders get so worked up. Don’t hate just because j can’t afford to live here.Report

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