Insanely White Kid Confuses Dwight Howard and Ryan Howard on WWTBAM?

Kyle Scott —  October 24, 2013 — 8 Comments

Reader Matt just sent this to me from Cedric The Entertainer’s first day of hosting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, which begs the question: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SHOW? There’s 400 different confusing lifelines and no linear progression, and now CTE is hosting? THE HELL, man?! Where’s Meredith? Why can’t they bring Regis back for throwback week? WHY IS THERE NOTHING ELSE TO BLOG ABOUT TODAY?

Anyway, this kid got his Howards, and his sports, mixed up.

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8 responses to Insanely White Kid Confuses Dwight Howard and Ryan Howard on WWTBAM?

  1. Howard’s White Wife October 24, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    They both look alike

  2. The Philly Drunk October 24, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    Odds that kid has seen breasts in person other than his mom’s? 243-1

    • Slammin Gretzky’s Daughter October 24, 2013 at 4:34 pm

      I’ll take those odds. He could’ve walked by Cedric’s dressing room back stage and accidentally seen him shirtless.

  3. Al Morganti’s Fake New England Accent October 24, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    Gee. How “insanely white” of this kid. Funny how we don’t see Kyle mention how “insanely black” Cedric is with his constant guffawing and his wearing a stylish hat indoors.

    Actually, this kid looks and sounds just like John Gonzalez. So perhaps he was acting “insanely white Hispanic?” I don’t know anymore. It’s so hard to keep up with how “insanely” ethnic and sub-ethnic groups need to act.

  4. Kyle, This is a racist post by you. This may very well spell the end of my CB viewrship.

  5. Fuck nigg.ers

  6. Hahaha this video is hilarious.

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