Report: Ilya Bryzgalov Headed to Las Vegas to Play for a Team You Never Heard of

You know, I’d wager that, over the last two years, about 50% of the hardcore Type OBs who read this site or follow me on Twitter vociferously defended Ilya Bryzgalov against my nonstop grammatical abuse.

Wonder where those people are now.

Bryz has had trouble finding work since being paid $23 million to go away. Most recently, he was spotted coaching his son’s Jaguars Mite hockey team at IceWorks in Aston.

But now… now he has some options.

He may be headed to Vegas with all that money.

From TSN:

Former Philadelphia Flyers goalie Ilya Bryzgalov appears to be Vegas bound.

According to reports, the 33-year-old Bryzgalov is close to signing with the Las Vegas Wranglers of the ECHL.

From $51 million contract and star of HBO show to…

Scott Hartnell dropped by the Great Sports Debate on Tuesday night, and when asked about how he felt about Bryz as a teammate, he said that he didn’t mind him, but that his act did get annoying. Sometimes it was funny, Hartnell said. Sometimes it was “shut up and stop the puck.”

Now Bryz will have a chance to stop those pucks in Vegas, baby.

13 Comments

  1. who caaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrreeeessssssss

  2. Catch a damned pass

    October 3, 2013 at 9:39 am

    I think Kyle only posts these articles to get his term “Type OBs” out there.

    But he’s still the only one using it.

    • Him and Mikey Miss, they’re the ones who use it.

      And they know about as much about hockey, combined, as a Zamboni tire.

      Watch when Bryz dominates the ECHL, gets a contract with an NHL team who has an injured goalie and plays well. Then where will Kyle be?

      • Catch a damned pass

        October 3, 2013 at 1:03 pm

        Thanks for the info, I wasn’t aware that MM used it because I literally haven’t listened to him in over a decade.

  3. Vince Vaughn is unbearable.

  4. Ilya Bryzgalov will win another Stanley Cup before the Flyers do.

  5. People got on your ass, Kyle, because you bitch non stop about every l8ttle thing this guy does. “FORMER NHL GOALIE COACHES HIS KIDS PEEWEE LEAGUEOMGWHATANASSHOLE” I mean are you kidding me? For everything Bryz did that deserved criticism, you incessantly whined about 5 different other things and embellished his on ice flaws to the max. Youre worse than angelo cataldi and thats why people rip you. because youre a reactionary douche who obnoxiously goes over the top in your criticism just to get views. Go fuck yourself you immature douche.

  6. Kyle's Boner List

    October 3, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    1) Bryce Harper
    2) Jayson Werth
    3) Andrew Bynum
    4) Bryz

    Kyle just can’t seem get off the cocks of these guys. Grow up dude.

    • Don’t forget McNabb and Andy Reid, who, as we have all seen, must have a pretty big sized cock; I don’t know if Kyle could handle it!!!! Yeah, that dumbbell Bryz, walking away with a fortune from the Flyers. Who care who he wants to play with? He will still be making more than us.

    • Koy Detmer's Neck-Beard

      October 4, 2013 at 7:49 am

      While Kyle posts often about these guys (and who can blame him, these guys produce controversial issues all the time), you failed to list his 2 biggest man-crushes, Mike Richards and Jeff Carter. If you’re going to rip the site, at least know what you’re talking about, asshat.

  7. Vegas, huh? Maybe Bryz will run into the Wolfpack while he’s out there and have an adventure. That would be humongous fun!

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