Coach K Continues to Be a Giant Lady Part, Can’t Fathom Sixers’ Strategy

Kyle Scott —  November 13, 2013 — 16 Comments

Voila_Capture551Coach K, speaking to the media after Duke’s loss to the 2014 Philadelphia 76ers last night, said he can’t fathom tanking, because it’s just so damn un-American:

“As an American, I wouldn’t like to think that an American team would want to lose or create situations where you would want to lose,” Krzyzewski said following Duke’s 94-83 loss to Wiggins and Kansas.”

“I can’t even fathom — I can’t go there. I can’t believe that that would happen. Maybe I’m naive and I’m going to go read a fairy tale after this.”

“If that is happening, shame on whoever is doing it,” Krzyzewski said.

The douche is strong with this one.

Somewhere, Sam Hinkie and Coach K prepare to have a nerd off to determine once and for all whose head is bigger and hair part-ier:


My money’s on Hinkie.

via Deadspin

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16 responses to Coach K Continues to Be a Giant Lady Part, Can’t Fathom Sixers’ Strategy

  1. Talbot’s Fucking Penis November 13, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    Coach K wins the hair part-ier for sure…his hair hasn’t moved since 1989

  2. Sean from Pinehill November 13, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    Coach k is a trend setter. Notice how all the hipster jerk-offs are starting to part their hair now

  3. Winless 4 Wiggins
    Tanking 4 Talent
    Rigging the losses 4 Randle
    Playing pretty pathetic 4 Parke
    or whatever cliche you prefer just bring on the losses for the Sixers.

  4. Coach k is a winner. That’s all he does. National championships, gold medals, world championships. He’s won just about everything you can win in his position, which is something we’re not really accustomed to. So maybe he really can’t fathom trying to suck to eventually become better. Either way, don’t hate the guy because he’s a winner.

    • Was just about to write basically the same thing. Clearly something like this would be foreign to one of the greatest college basketball coaches of all-time.

    • No one hates him for being a winner. Everyone loves Izzy for being a winner. Coach K’s statement is convenient and he has no right to make it when he plays in an aristocratic league where the rich get richer. When you win in the NCAA, you get the best players. The nba is the opposite which is why nba coaches have it so much harder than coach k could ever imagine.

  5. Slammin Gretzky’s Daughter November 13, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    Yeah, easy for Coach K to bash tanking when he can just stock up on the best recruits and reload instead of rebuild every single year. It doesn’t work that way in the NBA. You gotta get bad to get good unless LeBron chooses to sign with you. This is the year for the Sixers to tank though. Both Wiggins and Jabari Parker are studs.

  6. u call one of the greatest college coaches of all time a douche? Jay Wright is 10 times the douche that coach K is and I like jay wright.

  7. I hope coach k dies

  8. slap me silly and call me sarge November 13, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    How are you not going ape shit right now with T Mac callin this Nova game? I want to jam a screwdriver in my ear!!!!!

    Also, what is your prediction on nova’s Reg season record in the Big East this year?

  9. Btw, I’ve always been a big coach k fan. I’ve quoted him countless times to my players. But this makes me understand why he has so many haters. This was douchbag comment and if you can’t see it, you’re blindly loyal. Open your eyes, don’t be a tool.

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