I have almost zero doubt that this person’s wife screams “WE ARE” out open windows during intercourse.
“PENN STATE,” the husband replies.
Zero doubt that that happens.
Schwenksville, PA resident Bob Witt has a home. He has an engineering degree from Penn State. And he has a presumably unrivaled affinity for programming elaborate Christmas light shows. Combine those three possessions—as Witt has spent five years doing—and you get Lights on Stallion: A 45,000-light arrangement set to various songs, the most notable of which is the Nittany Lion marching band’s “Fight on State”. In all, Witt has programmed eight songs for his home. “It takes a very long time,” he says.
Oh, you Blue and Whiters, always make those around you uncomfortable.
Thankfully, this house has other musical selections, one of which is awesome: