A Penn Stater Would Set Their 45,000 Twinkle Lights to the PSU Fight Song

I have almost zero doubt that this person’s wife screams “WE ARE” out open windows during intercourse.

“PENN STATE,” the husband replies.

Zero doubt that that happens.

From SI Extra Mustard:

Schwenksville, PA resident Bob Witt has a home. He has an engineering degree from Penn State. And he has a presumably unrivaled affinity for programming elaborate Christmas light shows. Combine those three possessions—as Witt has spent five years doing—and you get Lights on Stallion: A 45,000-light arrangement set to various songs, the most notable of which is the Nittany Lion marching band’s “Fight on State”. In all, Witt has programmed eight songs for his home. “It takes a very long time,” he says.

Oh, you Blue and Whiters, always make those around you uncomfortable.

Thankfully, this house has other musical selections, one of which is awesome:

via Barstool


  1. Does Santa have eight tiny boys pulling his sled through a shower scene?

  2. The twinkling lights aren’t twinkling.

  3. You don't shit gold

    December 3, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    The only thing worse than a Nova grad is a PSU grad..

  4. Won my lawsuit from PSU

    December 3, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    What’s wrong with putting up the icicle lights?

  5. Scott Pa would play a great Santa

  6. basketballsucks

    December 4, 2013 at 1:01 am

    Fuck Villanova

  7. Is that a leg lamp in the window?

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