Darren Daulton, Just Months After Brain Surgery, Got Married This Weekend

Kyle Scott —  December 17, 2013 — 20 Comments

Voila_Capture864Here’s Darren Daulton and his fiancée Amanda – along with Pat Burrell(!) and John Kruk – at Dutch’s wedding this weekend on a beach somewhere.

It’s great to see Dutch, now bald, looking so good and doing relatively well. In July, he underwent surgery to remove two tumors.

Also: How many bridesmaids and guests do we think Burrell absolutely shredded throughout the course of the weekend– three, seven, 462?! I’m thinking triple digits. Has to be.

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20 responses to Darren Daulton, Just Months After Brain Surgery, Got Married This Weekend

  1. Allow me… “right on!”

  2. god bless him. right on fight on

  3. Dutch looks like he can pull off the bald look. He should have started shaving his head years ago

  4. Sean Brace’s Pork Pie Hat December 17, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    He doesn’t look as cool as I do bald. My lady agrees with me.

  5. CROSSING BROAD SHAMELESS PLUG BOT December 17, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    ITS GOOD THEYRE IN SUNNY FLORIDA, OTHERWISE THEY WOULD NEED THE SNOW BOWL UGLY SWEATER!!!!!!! GET ONE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Got to love pat the bat. Dude always has a drink in his hand & any chick he wants. He would 1 night stand chicks like kacie McDonnell

  7. Ahh..I remember that day. Was supposed to get married in good old PA, decided to screw around with an under age chick at the time, begged for my wife’s forgiveness and got married on a beach in Sunny FLA to make up for my wrong doing. 10 years later, history almost repeated itself, but this time the chick (verdict is still out) was of the legal age and I just celebrated 1 year of freedom from marriage.

    In all seriousness though, glad to see Dutch looking happy and doing well! I wish him and his new wife nothing but the best!

  8. i think dutch is about to find out if cancer can be sucked out through his pee hole

  9. That girl must feel special, all it took was 2 malignant brain tumors to get him down the aisle.

  10. Steve Jeltz’s Cock December 17, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    Maybe they got married so she can get a nice chunk of Dutch’s estate when he passes away

    • What’s wrong with you? It’s one thing to find humor in tough situations but you either must be a 12 year old who doesn’t understand life/death or just an awful human being, to so flippantly talk about a man dying.

    • Rubén’s Left Nut December 18, 2013 at 10:31 am

      That’s the only reason they married. No legal loop holes, if he passes, to get his money. Smart thing to do. They girl has been with him a long time.

  11. I’m Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell’s wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I’m… I’m the wart. She’s my tumor. My… my growth. My… uh, my pimple. I’m Uncle Wart. Just old Buck “Wart” Russell. That’s what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They’ll call me that. “Melanoma Head’s coming.” I’m s… uncle! Maisy Russell’s uncle!

  12. I am the league of shadows December 17, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    He looks like Walter white from breaking bad

  13. Kruk looking fat and sloppy as ever.

    I think him and Berman must be competing for the ‘Biggest Slob’ award.

  14. Congratulations !!! Amanda looks like a beautiful girl and someone he wishes he met from the start! All the best to both of you!

  15. Enjoy life with the one you love!

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