Jonathan Papelbon Looks Like Inebriated Hitler in a Christmas Sweater in This Picture

Kyle Scott —  December 10, 2013 — 15 Comments

Voila_Capture801First showed you Jonathan Papelbon’s ugly Christmas sweater on Sunday, but I’m assuming that got lost in the Snow Bowl coverage. So, here’s another one, tweeted by his wife, Ashley, yesterday.

I think Papelbon is a dick, but in the absence of any other entertainment being provided by the Phillies, I say they keep him around for shit like this.

Kyle Scott

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15 responses to Jonathan Papelbon Looks Like Inebriated Hitler in a Christmas Sweater in This Picture

  1. Can’t believe no one wants to trade for this guy………….

  2. I think he is over paid.. I just want to know if he is actually a fucking nut job or if it’s an act..

  3. Really? Pleated pants?

  4. His wife has a dude chin…. But great tits.

  5. Rhea Hughes worn out twat December 10, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    His wife has stellar knockers, but the face needs work. But I guess if shes on her knees or is taking it hard in the rear, its not really an issue. Am I wrong?

  6. I bet he cheats on her.

  7. AndyReidsSwollenRedGooch December 10, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    this guy is a cancer. and his “tough guy” stare down is a joke. i hope his arm falls off.

  8. Not a fan of his wife. I’d still eat dat asshole though.

  9. The Voice of Reason December 10, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    His wife needs to lay off the tanning bed.

  10. Pav- #1 Baltimore Ravens Fan in Philly December 10, 2013 at 8:00 pm

    His wife has raccoon eyes

  11. That mustache looks like she gave him a dirty sanchez.

  12. Branko Radivojevič December 11, 2013 at 7:38 am

    I’m actually not going to bash his wife, she is a good looking girl. Especially if she has to deal with that lunatic and his mustache.

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