That’s Dan Uggla in Port Richmond this weekend. He married a former Eagles cheerleader.
For once he’s wearing a shirt that’s not hilariously too tight.
Go Birds. Phuck Dallas?
H/T to readers Steve and Matt
Eagles, Writer/Editor: Kyle Scott
December 29, 2013 at 7:01 pm
Fuck baby gap dan uggla. Cowboys gots this
December 29, 2013 at 8:33 pm
Your moms pussy is a shithole
What’s he doing in a shit hole like port Richmond
December 29, 2013 at 7:41 pm
His wife is from bridesburg. She used to work at Cohox.
December 29, 2013 at 7:56 pm
Would be nice of Kyle to post a pic of his wife
December 29, 2013 at 8:34 pm
December 29, 2013 at 7:07 pm
His name is Dan Uggla!
December 29, 2013 at 7:16 pm
See that glassy-eyed clown on the left? That will be all eagles fans later tonight, after their team is crushed by AMERICA’S TEAM.
Then, all the noise generated on this board by those impotent blowhards, fueled by their forty-plus years of jealousy of the Cowboys’ success, will turn to ridiculously weak attempts to frame this season as a success after all.
“This was a rebuilding year”, “we won more games than last year”, and “the Cowboys won’t win the super bowl anyway” will be their new battle cries, as they lick their self-inflicted wounds, and watch yet another season pile on top of the FIFTY-TWO since they won anything more than a salary-cap championship.
It will be quite the opposite from the beer-muscle-induced nonsense they’ve posted her in the past few days. The national media is right – Philly fans ARE the worst. They are also the least-knowledgeable, and the fans with the lowest collective IQ, as evidenced by the many comments containing nothing more than references to violence, sexual deviation, and generic schoolyard name-calling.
December 29, 2013 at 7:45 pm
Love when people try insulting the intelligence of a fan base with an error-filled rant. You’re affection for the caps lock button as well as your incorrect, overdone use of hyphens (it’s just salary cap or least knowledgable, there’s no need for hyphens) doesn’t exactly reek of intelligence. You do realize that Philly is regularly ranked as one of the 20 smartest cities in the country while Dallas routinely gets placed on the 20 most least intelligent list, right? Talk all the smack you want about thinking your team won’t actually choke in December for once, but don’t come with an argument you can’t even back up. Oh, and nobody calls then America’s Team anymore besides you guys. Much like racism and cowboy hats, it’s something you guys just can’t let go of.
December 29, 2013 at 9:23 pm
Dude, you go on worrying about punctuation, and I’ll worry about how to fit a SIXTH Super Bowl trophy in the Cowboys’ display case.
(Imagine Random, trying to pontificate about intelligence!)
December 30, 2013 at 2:05 am
Looks like you can put off refitting that trophy case for a while
That glassy eyed fellow would rip your head off your shoulders clown.
December 29, 2013 at 8:49 pm
He sure would. Stas ain’t a slouch at all
December 29, 2013 at 7:52 pm
@Mr. Jones . Your self proclaimed Americas team happens to be marketing genious, I give you credit there. But stop living in the past, cowboys had 1 run in the 90s, which was like 20 years ago. You had your time, now be like the rest of the the hillbillies have kids with your family members molest some kids, then die already. It’s 2013, not 1990, it’s chips time, shadys time, and foles.. Go give romo another contract please , which was the greatest eagles move in history . E A G L E S
December 30, 2013 at 3:17 am
Good call. Spot on analysis.
December 30, 2013 at 7:37 pm
How’d that game turn out last night? Any of this come to fruition?
December 29, 2013 at 7:46 pm
On side not how bout my black & gold getting in the playoffs!!!
December 29, 2013 at 7:50 pm
I go to Temple too.
I’m gonna find you.
Keep your head up faggot.
December 29, 2013 at 7:51 pm
This is the Internet fags.
December 29, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Steelers didn’t make the playoffs you fucking jabroni. Keep your yinzer mouth shut.
December 29, 2013 at 8:52 pm
I’ll fuckin curbstomp you and tie your dick in a knot, you pussy
The dude on the left is the ugliest dude I ever seen
December 29, 2013 at 8:38 pm
dont be so hard on yourself i think you look good
Hey Jerry what part of Texas you from? Milford?
That dude in the grey looks like he ate Dan Uggla
December 29, 2013 at 7:57 pm
Ugglas gorgeous blue eyes just made me go rub one out
December 29, 2013 at 7:58 pm
I remember when I had hair like that
I remember when I had hair
December 29, 2013 at 7:59 pm
I remember when I had hair. Long long time ago
December 29, 2013 at 8:01 pm
Penguins fan kill yourself pussy
December 29, 2013 at 8:14 pm
I wish I was as tall as them guys
December 29, 2013 at 8:20 pm
I lll bet anything that I have a smaller penis than anyone here
December 29, 2013 at 8:21 pm
Of your penis is smaller than me that’s impressive
December 29, 2013 at 8:22 pm
December 29, 2013 at 8:23 pm
I heard uggla has a big Dick
December 29, 2013 at 8:24 pm
I like turtles
December 29, 2013 at 8:25 pm
December 29, 2013 at 8:26 pm
Bro bro bro bro? Bro!
December 29, 2013 at 8:28 pm
My head keeps getting on the way of my typing
In the way. See
I LOVE BUKKAKE
December 29, 2013 at 8:30 pm
Ill bang anyone in here
December 29, 2013 at 8:35 pm
If anyone sees Jay tell him to get home now
December 29, 2013 at 8:36 pm
Someone come to my house and play with us
December 29, 2013 at 8:37 pm
I smell like cheese
December 29, 2013 at 8:39 pm
Real mature guys
I want meatloaf
December 29, 2013 at 8:42 pm
PLAY WITH MEEEEE!
December 29, 2013 at 8:45 pm
That glassy eyed clown ur referring to is MY SON! Go Eagles!
December 29, 2013 at 8:50 pm
December 29, 2013 at 8:47 pm
His wife is a money grubbing ho from the day she turned 13.
Stas, it woulda been nice if our hand wasn’t on my ass that whole night
December 29, 2013 at 8:53 pm
Dude is queer I swear
December 29, 2013 at 9:20 pm
This is the lamest comment thread I’ve ever seen!
December 29, 2013 at 11:56 pm
Lets go birds..fuck all you cowboys penguins fans
December 30, 2013 at 12:18 am
Get dinner ready.
December 30, 2013 at 12:23 am
Hahahahaha, fuck you Dallas!!!! You losers are going home again!
December 30, 2013 at 2:08 am
December 30, 2013 at 4:50 am
I’m the biggest Cowboys fan in Port Richmond!!
December 30, 2013 at 11:53 am
Do I still own that bar?
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