Steve Austin Offers DeSean Jackson Free Gun Safe

Voila_Capture991In a stunner of a development, former WWE wrestler Steve Austin tweeted to DeSean Jackson and offered him one of his Fort Knox gun safes – for which Austin is a spokesperson – to store his guns and money:

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GIMME A HELL YEAH, that’s brilliant social media marketing right there. And that’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!

28 Comments

  1. Honestly what is one doing with $250k of walk around cash?

  2. Just don’t give him one he could accidentally walk into and shut behind him, because DJax is that retarded.

  3. This has insurance fraud written all over it. Nigs gonna nig.

  4. Awesome video. Best finisher ever

  5. Stone Cold looks like a redneck racist, I’m shocked he is doing this nice gesture

  6. this had shady written all over it from the start. either its insurance fraud or 10Mode has found his way into trouble with the wrong people.

  7. So this millionaire, who has so much money he leaves 250 k laying around for anyone to rob him of is now going to get a free safe? Nice. Hey Desean, wise the fuck up dumbass. I don’t have 250 k laying around and I have a safe much like the one in the picture there which I paid for. I guess when you have to work hard for a fraction of what D-jac makes you value your assets a bit more… This guy will be flat broke by 40, mark my words.

  8. Stone Cold would have gotten a big boot to the face and the atomic leg drop if he would have tried that weak finish on me.

    • Hulk, you tiny raisin balls. I fuck you in ass like dead dog, bubba. You are not Iron Sheik class. I put you in camel clutch make you humble old country way.

      • 'Macho Man' Randy Savage

        January 16, 2014 at 1:24 pm

        Listen here, brother. You try to camel clutch Hogan and you’ll be on the business end of a flying elbow! Oooooooh, yeaaaaah!!!!

  9. Sho Nuff's Afro Puffs

    January 16, 2014 at 11:05 am

    It smells like scrapple, wet dog, Coors lite and economic jealousy in here. Philbillies gonna be Philbillies…

  10. Ultimate Warrior

    January 16, 2014 at 11:14 am

    People don’t get robbed in “Parts Unknown”

  11. Who won the Crossing Broad Celebrity Death Pool?

  12. The Swiss Cheese Pervert

    January 16, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    My fav wrestler was earthquake

  13. Matt from Philly

    January 16, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    Unless you’re renting, everyone should have an industrial safe in their home.

  14. That’s awesome. Who ever said Steve Austin was always a “Stone Cold” guy. Hell YEAH!

  15. It may come as a surprise. Stone Cold is no longer available, now he is a hero. After he is not appeared in WWE games anymore, where does he go? Does he has a new profession and career?

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