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  • Walter Sobchak February 10, 2014 at 4:25 pm

    Wagner looks like she has that Tonya Harding type crazy behind those blue eyes.

    Gold is hot and looks less likely to stab you in your sleep with a rusty skate.

    Both are better looking than Harding/Kerrigan.

    I go Gold. I wonder how much video of her showering the Russian journalists will have readily available when this is over…Report

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  • JIminAC February 10, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    This was fun. You should do more of theseReport

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  • Srsly bro February 10, 2014 at 4:32 pm

    You’ve been prepping and talking about these Olympics for months and you didn’t know about Gracie Gold until after the Kellog’s post? I’ve been only following since the opening ceremonies and heard her name like 30 timesReport

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  • Angelo's Inner Voice February 10, 2014 at 4:33 pm

    Haven’t watched any Olympics, so I have no idear who the 2 girls at the top are, but the chick on the right has too much teeth and not enough breastige. So the blonde on the left wins by default. I wonder if she’s ever been to Sea Isle? Mmmm…

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  • Dr StinkyNuts February 10, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    Wagner definitely has a little Kenzo in her. Look at that mole on her face. Gold on the other hand looks like a typical slore from Scranton or Nova with a smelly twat.Report

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  • huzzah February 10, 2014 at 4:48 pm

    Looks like Frank Reynolds mortician did the makeupReport

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  • MICHAEL BARKANN February 10, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE LESLIE VS. DENISE VS. AMY EDITION!

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  • Al Tru February 10, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    Wagner is the 2014 Stepford Gurl.
    kinda creepy like Nicole Kiddman
    they’ll both have to roll on up that 15 year old RusskieReport

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  • Frank Egypt February 10, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    Who’d you rather?….really? #CrossingBoredReport

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  • Your Mother February 10, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    Your Mother would have to “Carcillo” Gold before Wagner. As another poster said Wagner looks like the Trix rabbit. And damn if i can’t shake that image now…Report

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  • ElShermundo February 10, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    Wagner. She has a dirty mouth, bigger boobs, and is more likely to give it up and record a sex tape. Gold has a porn star name but would probably only show you her knockers and let you self pleasure yourself if you promise not to bust your nut on her chest.Report

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  • that guy February 10, 2014 at 5:11 pm

    Gold is the girl you bring home to mom, you settle with, have kids, is classy, and might be a bit kinky in bed with you once a month.

    Wagner is the slut you bang in college, because she keeps coming back even though you verbally abuse her and kick her out of your house early so your buddies don’t see her. she likes to party, constantly DTF. She was fun to bang at first, but now you just do it because she’s available. its an anger bang each time because you just hate her when she talks or opens her mouth. You usually give her a call at 1am when prospects are bleak or she just shows up at 2:30am because she knows thats the only time she’s going to be able to spend time with you and she likes you still. You just can’t get rid of the girl for good, and even if you were to get rid of her, she’s going to do something to screw with your life, or screw someone you hate as a going away present for revenge, even though she thinks it will drive you back into her arms.Report

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  • Hop Devil February 10, 2014 at 5:20 pm

    You just described my sophomore and junior years of college. Thank you!Report

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  • niko February 10, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    if you look closely there is a disparity in the curvature of the bootay. wagner wins goldReport

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  • T-Bone February 10, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    I’ll take Silje Norendal behind door number 3.Report

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  • Poverty of Truth February 10, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    I think it’s actually a tougher choice than the poll leads you to believe… Sure, everyone wants the blonde 18 year old who’s cute and so “american”. But Wagner looks like she could suck the skin right off my dick and it would feel amazing. And then she’d beg for some of the best dirty sex ever.

    With that being said, I went with Gold because I would like her to meet my mom after coitus.Report

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  • BobbyD February 10, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    Neither are all that hot.. but I went with Gold.Report

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  • Bob Barker February 10, 2014 at 6:34 pm

    Neither of them have better breasts than Dei Lynam or a better ass than Cecily Tynan.Report

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  • Mc February 10, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    I voted Wagner.

    There is no doubt that Gold is hotter. But Wagner is certainly the girl that is gonna let you cum in her face and do god knows what else to her.Report

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  • #1 Vick China Palace February 10, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    The narrative background is a game effort by Kyle, but one’s a 9.4 and the other would be an extraordinarily generous 7.

    Not really much of a competition, unless you’re a contrarian, and Wagner is doable enough that I can respect that.Report

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  • Di & Rhea February 10, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    What the hell kind of poll is this? When you view the results, it lists the “total answers” AND “total votes”. When would those 2 numbers NOT be the same?

    Wait, was this poll set up by the Russians in Sochi?

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  • The Truf February 10, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    Gold all the way. Wagner has a long face, end of story.Report

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  • Russ Cohle February 11, 2014 at 9:06 am

    “what, you can’t see crazy pussy when you see it ?”Report

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  • Brad February 11, 2014 at 9:46 am

    So, it’s Gracie Gold vs. Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials?

    No contest!! Gold gets my vote.Report

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  • denny falcone February 11, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    ashley would get it six ways to Sunday. dirty!Report

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  • Catch a damned pass February 11, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    Sounds like the Flyers girl didn’t suck a good enough dickReport

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  • Bob Geldoff February 11, 2014 at 1:10 pm

    Kyle and I have a VERY different idea of what a “very important update” is ….

    just sayin’Report

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  • blue89 February 11, 2014 at 1:10 pm

    Gold, although it wasn’t as easy a choice as you might think. Also, I don’t think the pictures you chose of Wagner are really helping her case here.Report

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  • MM February 11, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    Dei Lynam is in her fifties and prefers snatch mo-mo’s…Report

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  • Budweiser February 11, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    How can Kyle not know that “Kellog’s Girl” finished 4th at nationals?Report

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  • Lumpy7 February 11, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    Impossible to take issue with the near 100% consensus thus far. Last Sat when Wagner smiled at the end of her routine my kids ran screaming from the room. I’d tap her and her twin sister The Joker, but not til after 1a.Report

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  • Junkhead February 11, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    So according to this chick who was texting Kyle, Wagner is supposed to come out and graciously tell everyone that she really didn’t earn her spot on the team? Yeah right, like that’s gonna happen.Report

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  • Guesty McGuest February 11, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    UPDATE: CAT FIGHT!!!!!Report

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  • Crusty February 11, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    I’d let Wagner lick my shitwinker while I fuck Gold hersReport

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  • Spoiler alert? February 11, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    @Budweiser seriously, all the talking he does about prepping for the olympics and having 8 screens and he doesn’t know the most basic facts that NBC shoves in your face every night.

    Watching sports and blogging about it is so hard – maybe he should make a t shirt about itReport

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  • Johnny Weir's Missing Pecker February 11, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    I would get lost in Wagner’s horse mouth!Report

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  • Reader James February 11, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    UPDATE:
    Who’d you rather?

    Gold
    Wagner
    Deissroth

    Deissroth in a landslide!!!Report

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  • Rheas flapjacks February 11, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    The one without the horse teethReport

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  • cs February 11, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Thats awesome, but Deissroths eyebrows look like two caterpillers chasing one another. Holy cow those bad boys need to be tweezedReport

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  • mikeybot February 11, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    Wagner has crazy eyes.
    Nooooooope.Report

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  • Timothy Capella February 11, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    Id say leave them at the skate zone and give me that blonde Russian hunk with the tight hineeReport

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  • Ommaboneya February 11, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    I’d rather Grace Deissroth!Report

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  • Busty Lynam February 11, 2014 at 11:13 pm

    Can we please steer this post back to me and my boobs?

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  • KMC285 February 11, 2014 at 11:26 pm

    Grace Deissroth wins.Report

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  • Angelo's Inner Voice February 11, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    Wait, a “Flyers Ice Girl” has an opinion? Who’d have thunk it?

    (What’s even more amazing is that she thinks somebody cares!)
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  • BitterGrace February 11, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    Deissroths just pissed her ex hooked up with another ice girl… while she was in the room.Report

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  • andy February 12, 2014 at 3:47 am

    These pictures don’t do Wagner any justice, she looks a lot better in other shots.

    But the answer is still Gold.

    The whole story behind the Wagner getting in and that other chick missing the olympics is pretty f’d up. I mean it’s the top 3 in whatever tournament they have before the olympics that make the team…and the horse chick finished 4th. it’s like “well you did have the best Wild Card record, but we would rather have this team in the playoffs so screw you”.Report

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  • Bob Geldoff February 12, 2014 at 10:40 am

    Deissroth looks like your typical jersey bridge and tunnel dyke … still wagner.Report

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  • Dirk February 18, 2014 at 2:39 am

    Wagner because she looks like she would break your shit off in the best way possible. If you are talking long term then Gold.Report

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  • Peterfranks February 20, 2014 at 4:36 am

    Ashley got my vote. She has incredible blow job lips and would take a load of cum on the face.Report

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  • louis j labudie February 20, 2014 at 4:06 pm

    Gold,Gold, lemee see ya butthole. Gon’ twerk it for nigga-put yo’ lips on my pole.Report

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  • longdong February 22, 2014 at 12:44 pm

    Ms Gold all the way… she has the prettiest face over Wagner. Gold has the flowing archy eyebrows, Wagner is more straight/man look. Gold has the jawline, the V shape, and the lips down low. She has the smaller face, so the eyes and lips pop more, Wagner has more negative space. She just has the more ‘rare’ to find face shape than the other. I’d love her to by on my ‘old spice’ commercial. lol. Wagner does nothing for me…and in female skating, yikes… i dont think we have much medal caliber talent in our pipline vs the other countries… gonna be a dry spell.Report

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  • VaporXXXX February 22, 2014 at 5:37 pm

    Neither really does that much for me and I think they are both probably more hassle/maintenance than they’re worth. That said, I tend to agree with those who suggest Wagner gives the impression she’s filthy and would do whom/whatever it takes to get her way. So I will say Wagner for sportf*ckin. Goldilocks if I gotta actually “date” one. Gimme Fenninger or that snowboarder from Norway over either one, though, any day.Report

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