As DeSean Turnts: DeSean Jackson Won’t Return Chip Kelly’s Calls

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While you were sleeping, and by sleeping I mean watching basketball and the Flyers slowly become the best hockey team on Earth, the Eagles and DeSean Jackson have been in a pissing contest for the ages. Ya boi wnts a knew cntrct str8 up n feelin’ dis raspect from da organization. The Eagles are, apparently, tired of DeSean’s antics and not fans of his $12 million cap hit.

The latest comes from Derrick Gunn, who continues to get the Eagles’ side of things on this matter. Earlier in the week he reported their alleged demands. Today he reports:

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It’s a he said, she said situation. And while all attention about running players out of town has focused on Jimmy Rollins, it’s DeSean Jackson, in his prime and one of the best receivers in football, who is being pushed right on out of here for reasons that still are perplexing.


  1. DJax English Teacher

    March 22, 2014 at 4:21 pm

    I taut DaShaun how ta spel betr dan dat.

  2. Evan Turner's DSLs

    March 22, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    I’m beginning to hate this team again.

  3. He’s a good player

  4. Mike Missanelli's Heart

    March 22, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    Hey, “if it ain’t broke…” shove this one up your ass. He is a punk, and we won’t miss him.

  5. Mike Missanelli's Heart

    March 22, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    Kyle, please stop posting in ebonics. I get the joke, but it is fucking annoying

  6. Mike Missanelli's Heart

    March 22, 2014 at 4:32 pm

    “One of the best receivers in football”??? Jesus Christ. Calvin Johnson; Alshon Jeffries; Larry Fitzgerald are the best receivers in football. Jackson is a one dimensional midget with a bad attitude.

    • Exactly. Nothing worse than a closet racist who knows zero about football.

    • If it aint broke...

      March 22, 2014 at 6:21 pm

      Yep…3 guys and then everyone else is dog shit, right? Lets just get rid of every talented player because theyre not Megatron. And again, its not like DeSean has been our best offensive player next to Shady or anything. You act like because he jogs on every play and has never made a big play for us. Clearly we should let a few incoherent tweets get in the way of trying to win a superbowl.

      • Mc Scrotey Crack

        March 22, 2014 at 11:01 pm

        He wants a long term deal that will tie is up in the cap. Down the road we will have to pay foles, kendricks, boykin, cox, and others. Get rid of his lame ass now. this is the deepest wide receiver draft in recent years, and we could use the cap space anyway. Desean never bought into chips system and i think chip hates his ass. thats why desean gave up on routes more than once in a while. desean shoudl take his rap game ni**er attitude to some city that can put up with it. i am done.

    • Senior Citizens Bank Park

      March 22, 2014 at 8:00 pm

      and alligator arms.

    • Mc Scrotey Crack

      March 22, 2014 at 10:55 pm

      Desean is one of the best. he does things to stretch the field that alshon jeffries would never have the speed to do. coverage is a dynamic, and speed can shatter coverage. jeffries may be able to go over the top, but he doesnt attract as much of a safety presence over the top as desean. which for the eagles, opens up all the intermediate routes that guys like riley, ertz, and celek catch.

    • Alshon Jeffery isn’t even the best receiver on his team, Brandon Marshal. Somehow you forgot about AJ Green, Josh Gordon and Demaryius Thomas.

  7. Steve Jeltz's Cock

    March 22, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    Heard D Jac is broke & has problems managing his $

  8. Trade his ass to the Buffalo Bills or sum shite like dat. Mikel don’t need this pain in the ass nigga wit da Jets.


  9. Fuck 'Em, Trade 'Em

    March 22, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    Trade him now before he becomes the NFL’s version of Joggin’ Jimmy Rollins after a payday. Who wants a guy on their team that went on record saying he takes games off? Idiots, that’s who. Suck a dick Jaccpot, hope he winds up in a major hip metropolis like Buffalo or Cleveland where can can bring dat #JACCPOTSTYLE, ya’ hurd?

    • Too late, F.E.T.E.

      That shiftless, lazy nig Jackson achieved that level 2 years ago when he publicly dogged it until he got a new contract.

      The effeminate Lurie and his non-football people caved in and awarded the shiftless quitter with a fat contract. Not only did that set the bar for rewarding non-performance, but the ridiculous contract, combined with the shiftless quitter’s antics, is making it impossible to trade him.


      • “That shiftless lazy nig”….Gee Kyle, and I wonder why Ike Reese called your website classless? Filter. Out. The nonsense. Its not that fuckin difficult.

        All you do is just reinforce the notion that youll do anything for pageviews if you keep letting racist, sexist scum takeover your comment board. Your website isnt going to suffer. Good sports sites can survive blocking trolls and intolerant assholes in the comments.

        • Freedom of speech

          March 23, 2014 at 3:22 pm

          Shet up. Part of what keeps this site so popular is the unfiltered ridiculousness that goes on in this comments section. And while i find comments like the above lazy and tasteless, censorship, to me, is even more lazy, and even more tasteless. So let the people say what they want. You as a reader, always have the option to avoid the comments section, or ignore the comments that offend you.

          • Oh please, dont give me this tired, “well he has the right to say what he wants so we have to respect it” nonsense. Were not in 3rd grade. In cases like this, thats just code for “kick the can down the road.” I dont have to respect his right at all because hes raping that right. Its not a slippery slope and its not like im calling for broad censorship because I disagree with a completely valid sports opinion he has– Im calling for censorship in a specific instance because he’s spouting archaic, disgusting, and truely evil words and thoughts that hold this nation back. He has a right to spew nonsensical hate and guess what? KYLE HAS THE RIGHT TO EITHER KICK HIM THE FUCK OFF OR BLOCK THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE ALTOGETHER. And I enjoy the ridiculous, over the top nature of comments on this site too. I think fake Angelo and rhea are funny. Most of the ridiculous commebts on the philly media 64 were side splitting. So dont tell me, an actual decent person who enjoys this site as much as you, to stop reading just to placate some racist pile of shit and his rights that he shits all over.

        • Don’t visit the site, if you don’t like it. Nobody takes these comments serious. Loser Hater

  10. DJax'z Conshunts

    March 22, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    As the less lovable Allen Iverson of the Iggles, the reason he iz outta here like a losing pitbull isn’t all that perplexing

  11. So if desean is on this team.. and he gets hurt.. everyone will be like no big deal we don’t need him? Is that what opposing d coordinators say? Idiots.

  12. DeSean's Terry Cloth Robe

    March 22, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    I just feel sort of…..icky.

  13. I’m going to miss Marcus

  14. The long commercial breaks during the NCAA tourney games

    March 22, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    Keep captain Jac

  15. I think it’s at the point where you have to trade him now. It’s just going to suck because we are only going to get a 4th rounder. If they dealt with this better, they could have gotten a 2nd rounder possibly. There is going to be times when we miss him on the field, but maybe they draft a different, better receiver. I still like the direction this team is heading, but the draft will hopefully convince everyone that this team is building towards making this a great team.
    I think the sixers need to draft that beast from Louisville Montrel with the 2nd lottery pick we get. Wiggins and this guy would be unbelievable.

  16. Also, can we discuss Derrick Gunn’s twitter handle. Why is it the “real”dgunn? Could there be a “fake”dgunn????? Confused and drunk.

  17. Kyle Scott, CFP

    March 22, 2014 at 7:26 pm

    Annnnnnd it’s gone!

  18. Addition by subtraction, folks. Addition by subtraction.

    We have gone on record saying that if we can’t trade him, we will release him. So, essentially nobody will trade for him now.

    I was the one who gave a 2nd chance to an ex-con who was out of football for 2 years, so you KNOW that if we are this publicly desperate to rid our selves of the shiftless Mr Jackson, he MUST be garbage.


  19. Rumor of nova care is Christine Lurie wasn’t a fan of d Jac fucking porn stars & pretending he’s in a gang

    • Amazing! The comment filter allows you to say words like fucking and nigga, but won’t allow the word j*e*w*s (without the asterisk).



    • Mc Scrotey Crack

      March 22, 2014 at 11:25 pm

      Yee dawg, like if he aint coo wit ma rap side projects ‘e can go suck a dick mang. naw im sayin due, its like chip system aint built fo my shit son… i jus need dat tre year deal to be lockin’ in at 12 mil a year an errything would be aight.

  21. So last night I literally shit what looked liked pure mud out of my ass

  22. Remember a few weeks ago when one of the Sixers had toilet paper with Obama’s picture on it?

    Kyle needs to sell Desean Jackson toilet paper (instead of these lame-ass t-shirts), then the entire Delaware Valley could wipe their ass with that lazy, shiftless piece of shit.


  23. Jay Wright's mistress

    March 22, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    D Jac always disappeared in big games.

  24. RangersYankeesNYGiantsFan

    March 22, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    Dumbass Eagle fans,the only deep threat your team has and you morons want to trade him.

    Giants 4 Super Bowls
    Cowboys 5 Super Bowls
    Redskins 3 Super Bowls
    Eagles 0 Super Bowls

    • Mc Scrotey Crack

      March 22, 2014 at 11:21 pm

      You are just bs ing. not until after the draft do any of your assumptions have a case. they will draft another receiver. youll see

    • Wow bro that would be a lot to boast about except you played for none of those teams. Just cause you popped out of a pussy sonewhere around New York but probably not close enough to geographically consider yourself in the greater NYC area doesn’t mean you earned anything. I bet when you talk about your semen sucking teams you use phrases like “we won x many superbowls” no one who actually gave an effort in that actually knows that you exist so continue your lonely masturbation filled nights. Ps plaxico shot himself

      • Fuckin right. I love this comment right here. Next time a pain in the ass fan of another NFC east team brags about past super bowls, I am gonna use the retort you just used. I love it!

  25. Kyle, can we get a post about Mike Richards being moved down to the Kings’ 4th line and how will most likely be bought out/traded this offseason?

    • And meanwhile, the Flyers are on an absolute tear, beating up on some of the best teams in the league. All the haters said this team would fold during this toughest stretch of the season. And yet, as of right now we have 10 points in those five games thus far. But you wont see Kyle posting a whole lot on that. Not when he is still butt hurt about losing his ambiguously gay idols, Jeff Carter and Mike Richards, a few years back. I mean damn. We just dominated (even though the game was a bit closer than the final score illustrated) the team with the best record in the NHL. 4-1.

  26. Guess this is what happens when you’re VASTLY overrated and have 1 win against a top 25 team #NovaNation #Shabazz

  27. Bye bye Nova. I wish I saw the post earlier or the other day stating “we should beat UConn.” Have no idea where this rationale came from.

    I was just happy La Salle got in last year. Never talked shit since I didn’t know what to expect.

    Then again, that is exactly why everyone roots against Nova. So typical of you and the fans. Didn’t beat anyone since November…….. Even tried to hurt Napier just to win. Yea I made that part up.

    I hope you went to Buffalo to see this.


  28. Ahahahahahahahhaah


    I fucking told you Kyle you dumbass fanboy prick. “Villanova is so goddamn good, they’re a top five team, they have a legit shot at a title, everyone is just jealous and can’t objectively analyze them.” Well guess what you shit head? I was right all along. Overrated as hell based purely on basketball reasons like I’ve been saying ever since you kept fellating them over and over again.

    You no longer have any right to criticize another fan base for not being able to criticize and analyze their own team. Oh, and on that note, BSchenn and Simmonds>Richards and Voracek and Couturier>Carter. Just because Homer fucked up with Bryz doesn’t make everything he does wrong.

    So let me kindly say fuck you Kyle and all you other Jay wright dicksuckers who kept calling me a hater because I said nova was overrated. It’s not being a hater. It’s called paying attention to college basketball and analyzing a team’s talent. They just weren’t built to do well in the tournament and anyone without his head down Jay Wright’s pants could see that.

    • Touché Sir. Who didn’t see this coming anyway? Mr. Shaaaabbbaaazzzzz….

    • Haha! Realist was starting to make sense, until he exposed himself as the flyer fan-boy that he is.

      Dope! Nobody cares what a flyers fan has to say. They (like that old man running things) are still living in the 1970s.


    • I’m not a Villanova fan but it’s pretty dick to brag about you being right one team out of 64 didn’t win the tournament. Since you claim to be such a great basketball mind, who will be in the Final Four? Finals? Win it all?

      • Not sure how regularly you follow this blog, but if you had seen all the shit Kyle and others were giving me the past two weeks about how god damn good Villanova was, you’d realize this is totally warranted. The dude wrote a whole post about how no one can objectively analyze Villanova basketball and that everyone is jealous because of reasons spanning from how Villanova kids are smart to the fact that Jay Wright is good looking. He spends so much time and effort trying to defend nova and accuse others of not being able to show any kind of objectivity. He was be a pompous dickbag, so I have no problem shoving it right back in his face. That’s what he gets.

        • Realist Is Really Real

          March 23, 2014 at 7:54 pm

          Dude if you comment here and expect people to actually remember your comments/value your insightful opinions then I’m sorry your Dad didn’t hug you or whatever. Lols.

          We are here for Marcus Vick tweet dissection, occasional stories about sluts blowbanging hockey teams and calling Sean Brace out for being a sorry wigger.

          • Haha @ Brace. Obviously I don’t expect people to remember my comments hence why the explanation. But I would expect regular followers of this blog to know that Kyle has been jerking off Villanova all season long and posting about how fucking good they are at least once or twice a week. And not only was he doing that, he was actually trying to act like he was objectively analyzing the team and calling everyone else a jealous hater. Now it’s time for me to give it back to him since he couldn’t have been more wrong.

        • Still a nerd.

    • Duke and Kansas are out fag

    • I picked U Conn in my bracket too. I knew Nova was definitely overrated going into the tourney, especially after seeing them beaten down by the scrubs on Seton Hall. But all the Nova fans on Jay Wright’s dick definitely got their foolish hearts broken (again), and I love it! Bucky Badger all the way!

  29. For a while there I wondered how I was going to reconcile an internal conflict that was developing, how I was going to flip the switch from rooting for Villanova last night to burn them until they’re dead on Saturday. Unfortunately, Jay Wright and his inability to orchestrate even the most basic of plays to put away UCONN cost the Wildcats their lead and pretty much any shot of winning in overtime. The fact that they play five players doesn’t help, either. UCONN looked harder, better, faster, stronger down the stretch and in overtime. That was a winnable game for Villanova and they pissed it into the night. It also demonstrated the difference between Big East teams and major programs– depth. Villanova and their starting five matched up fine with UCONN, but you can’t have a team with NO BENCH PLAYERS and expect to beat a program like UCONN. Villanova didn’t get a point from a non-starter. Not a single fucking point. I’m sure Neil Hartman is disappointed that there will be no Hanging with the Wildcats brought to you by some shitty local business segment this year.

    • Agree 98%. Only thing is the Big East is pathetic nowadays. Blame those rich fucks. But splitting it up with the AAC ruined the Big East.

      AAC reigns supreme tonight. Big East used to be so good too. Fuckers.

    • Slow clap

    • Absolutely classic Marvin, how did you come up with such prose?

      Kyle’s going to sleep now to try and dream of a way to parlay the media-64 schtick into an annual affair. There must be a way to ride the coattails of other local media names. How bout weather-chicks vs anchors? Convicted politicians vs local bands? C’mon Kyle, GET ON IT!!!

      btw UConn had TWENTY SIX bench points. Heynowww!

  30. Kyle address the racism in the comments in some way please. I don’t see it on any other site so take some responsibility. Think about how you incite it.

    Also always great to see Villanova lose you racist piece’a’loser. You’re the same skinny little shit talkin’ yapper you were back in 8th grade aren’t ya?

    • “Piece’a’loser”?

      Wow Dunphy, that’s some rough language you’re using there!

      Get the fuck off this board, and go hide in shame, until your lazy-assed temple squad can win some games.

      You should worry less about people’s so-called racist remarks, and more about how you’re failing as a mentor for a bunch of black kids at temple.


      • Lyle Chipperson

        March 23, 2014 at 3:33 pm

        Man Fran Dunphy is playing Blue tonight! Piece’a’loser! You should be ashamed of yourself using such naughty language Dunph! But, tssst, i thought it was a fockin home run too tho. Tsssst. What, did you get drunk eatin rum raisin or sumpthin? I dont know

    • Fucking Dunphy has lots of spare time to post comments here, because his sack-of-shit basketball team at Temple blows.

      (On the off-chance that it’s not the real Dunphy commenting here, that commenter still sucks, because he apparently idolizes that loser Dunphy.)


  31. John from the Northeast

    March 23, 2014 at 4:44 am

    Did you hear me call WIP this morning telling John Jonson that I was calling from Frankfurt Germany. I am as bad as Levi from overtook park\Darren from center city.

  32. I think that t-shirt you made stands for getting to the 2nd round.

    You better get these comments underco narrow man. There is some real racist stuff here, with people dropping n bombs. Pretty fucking classless to let this all slide.

    V stands for very overrated.

  33. And racist is different from sexist how? N*gger is worse than Parveen’s Creamed & Bruised Labia how? Kyle’s not going to reign in the trash because the trash itself generates page views equal to his re-posted content. And it’s controversial by gum! This is what bottom-feeding looks like, just marvel at the stupidity & shock value like all visitors do.

  34. I have enough trouble just keeping my players focused on basketball. When they see stuff like this, it just makes them want to go out and burn down neighborhoods,

    Please help me keep them in check by not riling up their natural instincts towards crime and vandalism.

  35. Jay Wright is a god awful tourney coach

  36. Napier single handedly made Jay Wright, the Nova team, and their entire fan base his personal bitches last night. Talk about over seeded, should have been no higher than an 8.

  37. Parker T. Wiggins

    March 23, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    How about if they both return for another year. Based on their tournament play they are not ready for the NBA. Hinkie nightmare might come true.

  38. Jay Wright was out coached by a thug named Kevin Ollie lol.
    Wiggins sucks too

    • DeSean is a fine athlete but let’s not forget the purpose of the overhaul. Chip Kelly wants a cohesive team. Buy in or ship out. Cooper may have shit the bed early on but he bought in to the team system and succeeded. Why is it so hard to understand that Lurie gave Kelly the keys to the kingdom after last season. Anyone who dissents can come back into the fold or leave. A fractured locker room will not win.

  39. Negros are overtaking this country and it’s a god damn shame. A fine white man like jay wright loses to a bunch of thugs coached by a darkie

    God bless racist comments after national exposure for the site.

  40. It’s the coons and the joos. Look at them all. Always oookin and eekin. U can see how the animals are trying to mimic human speech patterns when they are interviewed on TV.. As always dey din do nuffins and sheeeeit. Then the joos control the velocity of money in this country, the media(blogs!), and political power. Time to move to Russia

  41. Would be a smart move if they could get a decent return. This team isn’t as close to contending for a Super Bowl as the fans believe and Kelly knows that. They went 1-4 against playoff teams and that one win was against the Packers without Aaron Rodgers. Might as well hold onto him for another year though if all they’re getting is a 3rd rounder or less.

  42. Hey Kyle wanna bet Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson and Stephen Smith get all involved when Desean gets cut….and Riley Cooper is still on the team ?

    the NFL can shine their image all they want….they will always be a Good Ol Boys Club.

  43. Sharpton and Jackson are racist frauds who need to get their own organizations in order before concerning themselves about what others are doing.

    Smith is just a class-A blowhard, who nobody with a brain takes seriously any more.


    • Commander Zero

      March 23, 2014 at 9:38 pm

      Kelley is for good clean football. They don’t play rap in his church. So long, gangbanger
      tatted Crip slinging Vick wannabee.
      He’s one hit away from comatose, so let it happen elsewhere.

  44. Hypothetical question: How many of us think that if DeSean ever stupidly got involved with actual thugs and caught a gun charge or something similar, that he would be the biggest bitch on the cell block? I can see the real gangbangers making him wear a smuggled wig and answering to the name Sweet Lips.

    • Commander Zero

      March 23, 2014 at 9:31 pm

      DeSean needs to play in DC
      The Redskins need another hood rat-coach killer.
      Selling crack through a fried chicken window keeps the corners clean.

  45. Jackson is not one of the best receivers in football. Tired of hearing this shit. He’s a guy who has had one good season and two shitty seasons over the past three. And for some reason thinks he deserves his second new contract in three years.

    Dump this asshole ASAP.

  46. THREE DAYS witout any Dei Lyman comments. Whut up, people?


  47. “We’ll see how that plays out, and hopefully we can work things out smoothly and not have to worry about anything out of the ordinary” Direct quote from Jackson. Everyone is trying to complicate the situation. It’s all about him wanting more money. He wasn’t coming to camp. Wasn’t returning phone calls. Had his house robbed. He pouted last time about what? $$$. It’s all about him wanting money. Period.

  48. Nobody needs this pain in the ass in the locker room but he open the fucking field up for the rest of the WR’s. Keep his ass for at least 1 more year

  49. Also do you think Kyle would have a nova post if they won lady night?

  50. Willie "Funkman" Raines

    March 24, 2014 at 12:55 am

    The Funkman do what the Funkman do.


  51. Kyle,

    I’d like to apologize for my earlier comments regarding the racial tone of this blog. As an educator, I realize that we live in a world of free speech and free expression, and for me to come on here and try to impose my will was wrong.

    If I find that I am too sensitive for the content of this blog, it is incumbent on ME to simply confine myself to other moderated blogs, such as is found at and elsewhere, and not expect you or your commenters to change (since I am clearly n the minority).

    I’ve also had time to reflect on some of the comments directed at me, and have come to realize that I SHOULD be spending less time here, and more time coaching/mentoring the kids in my charge, lest they end up as the stereotypical street thugs portrayed so often on your blog and in soceity a a whole.

  52. mmmm hmmmm. Well slappitty slurpity, i’d sure like to see what’s under that robe!

  53. Vick, DeSean, Andrew Bynum, hell, I’ll take ’em all.

    Tampering? What tampering?

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