Bryan Braman’s Special Teams Philosophy: “Kill, Maim, Destroy”

Photo: Eagles

Photo: Eagles

Bryan Braman and Chris Maragos were introduced to the Philly media today and, yep, Braman is my new favorite player. Once the shrooms, dreadlocks, Abercrombie model was out of the way, it was time to get down to business. What’s Braman’s mindset for special teams? Kill. Maim. Destroy.“*

Thanks, and should we do that shirt in a heather green or grey?

Video when it becomes available.

*I’m sure Roger Goodell is juuuuuust thrilled with that.


  1. Christina Lurie's Left Tit

    March 13, 2014 at 3:39 pm

    Goodell be damned. Let’s pick up a few more pieces on D and we’ll be fine.

  2. GREY…all day!

  3. Slammin Gretzky's Daughter

    March 13, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    How much cooler is that old logo and the Kelly green and grey colors? Time to switch back, Jeff.

  4. where can I get that sweatshirt? I need and I needed it yesterday

  5. why is Sean Brace standing next to crazy Braman???

    • Probaby trying to pick him up once he heard he was an abercrombie model, Sean is easily distracted by men like that.

  6. What do you have against mushrooms?

  7. Daenerys Targaryen

    March 13, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    I think it’s pretty awesome that the Eagles signed Khal Drogo.

  8. ThePhillyFlash

    March 13, 2014 at 4:53 pm

    Hmm! He should fit in quite nicely here.

  9. Grey, green block letters. Simplicity.

  10. Jeff Lurie's midnight green brazzers

    March 14, 2014 at 5:53 am

    Awesome sweatshirt bro I think we got a winner in town.hope to see it more often soon very soon. Long live the Kelly green flying bird

  11. To address the Roger Goodell comment – I’ll bet he DOES love it! It’s the hypocritical nature of the NFL – We’re going to sell you on big hits and ESPN highlights and violence but then not admit or help when guys are so physically fucked up that they can’t walk, stand, or think anymore.

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