Keith Olbermann Jokes That Flyers Fan Cawnt Reid

Keith Olbermann named the Flyers’ social media person his Worst Person in the Sports World last night for their unfriend your Rangers fan friends campaign (which I thought was delightfully endearing*). He also implied that you cawnt matt reid dis:

“Very much a waste of time. Flyers fans, on Facebook? Don’t you have to be able to read to use Facebook?!”

I laughed. Olbermann grew up in New York and is presumably very much a Rangers fan. Nothing wrong with a friendly swipe at the opposition. You may deposit your faux outrage here_________.

*It also led me to discover that I, too, am a fan of the Rangers on Facebook. I think I “liked” them to get updates sometime around the Winter Classic. That, or I am the sports world’s greatest sleeper cell and was planted here in 2009, waiting for this exact moment with which to strike. LONG LIVE MESSIER!. LET’S GO RANGERS! POTVIN SUCKS! SAM ROSEN FOR LIFE!

H/T to reader Michael

21 Comments

  1. Can you rephrase this story in the form of a T-shirt?

  2. Candy from the Oak

    April 16, 2014 at 8:46 am

    Noticed teeth wasn’t on today.

  3. Keith's Lawyer

    April 16, 2014 at 9:01 am

    Please remove Mr. Olbermann’s penis from your windpipe, Mr. Scott.

  4. One of the most vile & delusional Libtards to ever grace the TV set, and that’s obviously worthy of an award itself, maybe even to be granted a one way trip/ticket to Chavez’s Velenzuela w/ Sean penn, have them suffer the same fate as Ambassador Stevens. That said, pretty funny, would have never saw it if not for this site, I rarely stray to his dog crap station, and for sure have NEVER tuned into this loser’s show. Yet deep down, how good it feels that he despised the Flyers his whole life, hardworking blue collar vs his pretty boy model team, from Greshner to Duguay to King Henrik, Ruler of the No Stanley Cup Ring Province!!! All hail-larious!!! PS- if ever I was lucky enough in a past life to play against this effeminate jerk, I would take such a run at him that would make Dave Brown’s hit on Tomas Sandstrom look like the act of Sir Selke himself!!! Flyers in FIVE.

    • The fuck are you talking about

      April 16, 2014 at 9:49 am

      Mr. Golly, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • Dude, this makes less sense than one of Levi’s rants.

      • Sick of Jeff from Camden calling both stations

        April 16, 2014 at 10:31 am

        Agreed

        • Sick of josh from Pottstown calling in 97.5

          April 16, 2014 at 10:40 am

          Did Jose from Norristown give his flyers/rangers prediction yet?

          • Sick of Jeff from Camden calling both stations

            April 16, 2014 at 10:55 am

            No but Jeff from Camden is on the air right now with Barkann & Ike Reese after being on 97.5 with Bruno & Mayes 30 minutes ago.

            Forget banning Levi from Overbrook,this Jeff guy from Camden is more annoying than him.

  5. oh, the POTVIN sucks thing ceasd to be funny twenty years ago, but have at it MSGers!

  6. Coach Bud Kilmer

    April 16, 2014 at 9:45 am

    Somebody alert Tony Bruno.

  7. Mitch from East Windsor

    April 16, 2014 at 10:07 am

    Yo Kyle what is your opinion on Charles Barkley saying Lebron James could sign with the Sixers this summer. .

  8. Hope we get to see KO’s reaction when the Flyers beat his precious Rags.

    Let’s go Flyers!

  9. Tony Bruno's New Kittens

    April 16, 2014 at 10:15 am

    Ohhhh. Olbermann blasted some fucking intern that is running social media for the Flyers…and said he hated them when he was 14. Big fucking deal.

  10. Question About Big Tits

    April 16, 2014 at 11:16 am

    Kyle what have Julie Dorenbos’ twins been up to lately? Get on that bro.

  11. I wait every day for pictures of Susie Celek & Julie Dorenbos going down on each other.

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