- April 27, 2014
Eh. Probably deserved it.
via (@TheBroadwayHat) and (@TheNYRBlog)
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If that was an Afro-American he’d be a thug.
That’s the most that no talent has done all series. Why is he getting minutes in the playoffs again?
Why are Coburn, Timonen, Simmonds and Hartnell getting any ice time at all? Talk about stealing money
Wow that is really awesome. Too bad they got totally dominated today. They suck and people continue to make excuses for them. Key players disappeared today. Did Simmonds dress?? Frauds.
Yes they suck. They really do. Someone needs to tell the old man in charge. He still thinks it’s the 1970s.
Flyer fans: It’s almost time to break out your “blame the officials” routine!
Did I mention that we won back-to-back cups in 74 and 75? Not many teams can say they won back-to-back cups!
Why isn’t Zac playing more. He is the most skilled player on the Flyers.
We would have won the series by now.
Simmonds was playing like he’s a ghost
Wow, per those commercials, if you get suckered in to buy overpriced season tickets next year, you get a prime playoff seat to see one game that they will lose Tuesday night. As Millbury said, it’s time for the Rangers to stop playing down to the Flyer’s level and finish this thing. Keith Jones said nothing.
Yawwwwwn. As if our 2nd round opponent was any doubt. Another year of failure for you Inbreds. The world actually does pity you, believe it or not. What is it like to live in a city/region that is alternately laughed at and pitied?
Love how you say “our”. You had nothing to do with it. Even if the Rangers win this series and win a cup, you’ll still be a tool who’s blind to the fact that all you are is a consuming pawn. NY fans are such a joke, only yap when their team is winning. Look at that crowd today. Maybe Half had Rangers gear and they were dead until a goal was scored. Fraudulent, classless fans with no character as human beings. I’m sure Jim Carey is a huge Rangers fan when they’re not in the playoffs. “Your” team’s lost 2 games to a mediocre team so that shows how far they’ll be going. Only pity here is the pity for your pathetic life that you have nothing better to do but post anonymously on a Philly sports blog. What’s it like to think you actually matter as a person?
I’m pretty sure he’s a Penguins fan…
Whan the Rangers lose he will be.
Yeah, a real asshole. I loved the Muck The Fets shirts I saw at the bank. We need some Ruck The Fangers ones!
Oh yes, by all means! That pretty much sums up the IQ level of philadelphia fans.
You jackasses should never attempt to comment on the classiness of ANY other fanbase, seeing as how you have a nationwide reputation as the biggest dirtbags of all time.
Go ahead, try to deny it.
Yeah, I didn’t think so……
Mike the Putz,
You have precisely described the flyers fans. It’s all “we, we, we” with you dopes as well. The only difference is, New York has actually won in your lifetime.
“Only pity here is the pity for your pathetic life that you have nothing better to do but post anonymously on a Philly sports blog.”
Mike, Mike, Mike,
Quite the contrary! A little time spent on a philly blog, helping to increase the misery of you fans that are so used to losing (but somehow still think your teams are good), is a great source of entertainment not only to the commenter, but to all non-koolade-drinking fans who read it later.
Of course, being always on the losing side, you wouldn’t understand this.
You go, 6-5-3!
Now to the phraudulent phlyer phaithful:
Where are you now, you philly putzes? Thought your “club” was back in the mix after a luck win in game 4? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Some dopes will never learn.
Now start thrashing your foul mouths, in a feeble attempt to heal your hurt butts,
THE FLYERS WILL GO DOWN IN FLAMES, BUT HEY, RINALDO GAVE THE NY FANS THE FINGER, SO IT”S ALL GOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yo, 6-5-3. Last time I checked, you were still struggling in a series with a wild card team. Your series isn’t over yet, you hand job. “Your second round opponent” comment speaks volumes. Good attempt, though.
“Yo”, check this out:
Let your friends going to Game 7 at Madison Square Garden know that it’s not supposed to sound like Sunday Mass during the playoffs. I don’t think they peeped until Boyle scored.
I know, I know…you win ONE Cup in SEVENTY-FOUR YEARS (That’s 74), and you have all the answers.
Jonesy. If the Ahrange and Blahk could adjust they’re turnAHvers, the Ahrange and Blahk would be in frahhhhnt. Look at that BAHN BURNAH between chi-CAHHHH-go and Saint Louie. It’s like Jay sn-EYYYYYYYYYYE-duuuuuuuuuh was GM. What the…..gah-gah-gah-gah-gah. What the…gah-gah-gah-gah. he–EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! he-EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Hey Al, if you can’t finish a fuckin’ sentence without jumping to the next one and then the next one, I’m gonna have to kick you off my fuckin’ show! Nobody knows what the fuck you’re saying with all these fuckin’ half sentences! You’re talking a lot, but you ain’t fuckin’ saying anything you dickhead! Oh yeah, Jonsey and Reah said just sit there and shut the fuck up!
Well, the Rangers returned the favor by winning the game today. Damned frustrating, but not unexpected.
#FreeMyNiggaDonaldSterling tees will be available for Sale at my Crossing Broad store shortly!
Woo! Hoo! I’m in! I’ll take 20 of them and I’m going to mail one to Magic! Ha! Ha!
Only one more day of the “Get Your Playoff Gear” banner ads. Buy this shit now before Kyle has to mark it down or sell it to the Chinese knockoff stands.
Yes, in a few days, the remaining stock of all flyer shirts will be donated to Ethiopia as ass-wipes.
We’re going to roll out a whole new product line, starting with Freddie Galvis tees.
Hey look at the bright side, the Phillies are a game over .500 and that’s with Cody Asche taking the golden sombrero today!
I’m not very good at baseball.
Better step up your game.
Four K’s won’t keep
that hot little girlfriend around for very long!
Fans, I have finally realized that we DO suck after all. What we need is more Russian players. After that, I need to clean house of everyone associated with the Flyers during the 1970s (including Joe Watson and Bob Kelly). I’m going to bring in fresh blood from organizations that know how to win, like Pittsburgh and New Jersey.
Then, I need to throw some money at the next available goalie. Also, we need about 9 more centermen.
Boob Clarke just told me that if we don’t let the fat lady sing, it can’t possibly be over. So, I’m throwing out my 8-track tape of Kate Smith’s greatest hits.
After the Flyers are eliminated on Tuesday,you kool-aid drinking Flyer fans will huff and puff,and vow to never attend another game as long as Mr Snider is owner.
But in your drunken heart of hearts,you sheeple will come crawling back to fast Eddie.
Spending your kids college fund on a mediocre team,that will once again make a meaningless token playoff appearance.
How sweet will it be to wrap it up on philly’s home ice, in that shithole arena surrounded by what, 6 or 7 thousand flyer fans who will be boo-hooing after the game, trying to decide if they should blame the officials or ed snider for their team’s lack of heart, skill, and hustle.
And oh, how the callers will be whimpering on talk radio in the days to come.
Haw haw haw haw haw!
Please stop using the term “mediocre”. The word has recently become trendy due to Richard Sherman dropping it at the NFC title game. It is similar to “wheel house” which became popular thanks to the Deadliest Catch show. Grow a brain and come up with your own terms instead of being an ESPN parrot.
Yeah, if that’s your only follow-up comment, then we can assume you agree with the part about the flyers sucking, and about the sheeple fans, with their hollow protests followed by them impotently falling in line to hand Snider their money again and again.
It’s our last hope for a title this year. Surely no one expects the Eagles to go to the title game after cutting their best receiver. The scrappy old Phils loaded with veterans will be the team going to the World Series and shock the sports world.
Yeah, I’m not quite sure why exactly everyone who pointed out that the Flyers sucked in November suddenly had to suck a cock made out of crows two weeks ago.
They Flyers proved that, despite everyone thinking they were horrible, they WERE in fact mediocre and could come back to make the NHL’s 16 team playoff field.
I’m embarrassed by the play of my team, and will give each fan in attendance at game 6 a $5 off coupon for concessions to be used not in game 6, but at a 2nd-round game of your choosing.
Along with a free 16oz cup of orange Flyers kool-aid!
I had 4 of those 16oz orange kool-aids, and now that I’m home, I’m shitting orange. Is that something I should be worried about?
I’ve heard about bleeding Eagles green, but never shitting Flyers orange.
So….I’ve been thinking about quiting my job for the last week or so. My thinking is if im gonna quit anyway, I might as we’ll commit some fireable offenses. I decided to approach my very sexy, kinda boss and say, verbatim, as follows….”hey SALLY, I’ve been thinking and I believe tonight Is gonna be my last night. However, I can’t leave w out telling you first I’ve had this image of you wearing that red thing I’ve notices you wearing and a tee shirt, no bra, grasping my chest, while IM in boxers, watching girl_code. You decide to give me a hand job then proceed to go down on me, them ultimately ride me til climax.” After saying this I wink, then say, “girl code”. Long story short she’s in my bed tonight red thong, j a t shirt, giving me a hand job then blowing me….after a very enjoyable bj sally proceeds to de_robe and true to plan mount her beautiful body ontop of me. Then she pulls out a condom and attempts. to put it on my non_cooperative penis. Our hero shriveled like a rose in October apologizes and tries to make plans for tom night as she leaves in a huff
Fucking condoms ruin everything….FUCK
Basically IM j saying to you paranoid broads out there…most stds have a cure, pregnancy, well what’s another ‘bortion under your belt….basically j let it in, we deal w it when we gotta deal w it
yo cous good call on morganti, who the fuck is stevie yzerman?, its steve, who the fuck is roddy brindamour?, its rod,, ok lets go down to stevey coates “eddy snider pays me to be a fuckin homer, but this team is fuckin slow as eddie van impe”, hey robbie ellis you want to pull my finger”awesome baby”
Good job Zac they deserved that! The Flyers did not have a great game today so do deserve some jabs. However, Rangers can blow their mouths all they want they are a disgrace as fans. They tweet racist things about Simmonds and yet kiss the a$$ of their beloved Yanks who cheat! Start planning how to beat Boston in hockey by cheating if you even get by the Flyers. I have no respect for any fans who tweet racial slurs about anyone or anything! This is why I know the Flyers will bring them down!
Stop crying Lisa, and get back in the kitchen. The Phillies also cheated, or haven’t you noticed that they have sucked ever since that fat load of a bullpen coach got caught using binoculars to “watch the game”?
The flyers lead the league in dirty play, and the flyer fans lead the league in reveling in that dirty play, and in general boorish behavior.
Oh, by the way, didn’t your precious “G” guarantee a victory in game 5? Giroux, you are no Joe Namath!
Actually, the Phillies continue to cheat: cheating the lemming fans out of their money by charging major-league prices for minor-league performances.
Holy shit, there’s a whole bunch of Pen’s fans on this diguised as rags fans. Hey fuckfaces, hate to break it to you, Nobody in the east is beating anybody from the west this year.
This has been the most boring playoff series I have ever seen. Every other first round series has so much skating and skill and excitement compared to these two dogs who look like they are playing in quick sand. The only good thing to happen if the Flyers end up losing tomorrow night is that we won’t need to see Timonen ever again….he who thinks it is a good idea to let the puck go right through his legs on the power play and out of the zone.
New York is a Rotten Apple you are not the Center of the Universe only in your own head. I don’t need to get in my kitchen because you already cleaned it. You guys are stupid cheaters. Your pitcher got caught and then goes and does it again dump shi@s. Your Ranger team is Definitely on broadway with all their acting and fake dives. What a joke how they try and get penalties or when they get one against them their reaction is another guy tries to punch one of our players to have him offset your stupid penalty. The dives are well known so no need to try using them anymore. When you say we are the dirtiest players known in the league…WRONG that is a label from our Broad Street Days. We have passionate fans and we certainly don’t sing some stupid annoying song every time we score year after year. How about if you guys try changing up that dumb chant as it sounds like something the Washington Redskins, Chicago Blackhawks or Cleveland Indians should be doing. Even if NY gets past the Flyers…you have no chance so don’t sit to high on your broadway pedestal joker!
P.S. Dumb F@ck New York is the Center….know your stuff “G” promised a win in game 4 which they did win!
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